(2) LADY GAGA vs. (14) KATIE “JORDAN” PRICE
This one could get close. We’ve covered, in previous rounds, the crazy shenanigans these ladies get up to when they’re promoting themselves, either by singing or….whatever Katie is selling at the moment (equestrian miniskirts, children’s books, the amazing cover of “A Whole New World” she did with husband Peter Andre). So let’s look at them out and about:
[Photo: Splash News]
Yes. You’re wearing a nude leotard — presumably to give the impression that you’re totally naked under that blazer — but god forbid someone look at your FACE.
[Photo: Splash News]
The caption on this photo claims that this is what Katie Price was wearing to the podiatrist. If she’s got foot problems, I think I might know what’s causing them. At least her boots match her poor horse:
I know who the horse is voting for.
Comments (222):
Gaga needs a short stint at the Pantsland Pants Warehouse and most of her ills would be cured, where Madame Price, well, she’ll never fall for pants. Ever.
PRICE: FTW
Respectfully submitted,
-Magno
Technical question: doesn’t the absence of clothes disqualify one from fugacity?
I went with the Price is Wrong, for she is walking up to whatever rack and choosing those clothes. Lady Gaga is an exhibitionizing bore.
i can’t decide! purposely semi-nude with bows made of hair! animal abuse and BAD chafing from inappropriate equestrian wear! i just don’t know!!!
Nude leotard + bow made from your own hair trumps prostitot chic in my book any day- I am going GAGA.
This is the toughest match-up yet, for me. I’ve been pondering it for well over 5 minutes, and usually I’ve made up my mind in 5 seconds or less. What shall I do? I think I’ll let the comments sway me. Make your arguments, folks! I’m listening.
That video of Price is incredibly awful – it puts her over the top. Disney song as soft core porn
I vote for Price. She chose and designed those clothes. Gaga dresses that way for her music to bc she thinks it makes her stand out. Price does it ON PURPOSE!!
Is LG wearing a bow *of her own hair*?! Holy crap. Still, K”J”P has managed to out-Pamela Anderson Pam Anderson. And that’s some kind of a thing. K”J”P FTW.
So I’ve been wondering…who is Katie “Jordan” Price and why is “Jordan” in quotes?
Quite a few obscure folks in Fug Madness, it seems.
I made a decision with this whole Fug Madness to NOT VOTE for people who are FAMOUS for NO REASON. These people are looking for attention, why else do you think they dress that way?!?!? Why do we bother giving them space??? Please stop. Go Swinton!
C’mon… Lady Gaga (whoever she is) doesn’t even have a category to the right…
I could almost deal with the nude leotard if it weren’t for the bow made of hair. It’s like she’s taking the walk of shame Minnie Mouse would if she was secretly a stripper.
I have to give it to the GaGa here. Katie at least has some fun with it, GaGa always seems like her life is SO tragic.
While a certain someone’s love of PeptoBismalPink is Price-less and earned my vote if only because it makes my tummy gurgle, does Lady Gaga really have a bow made out of her own hair on her head?! Or is my upset digestive system making me hallucinate?
Jill…. Katie used to be known as JORDAN, in the UK. She was some sort of model, but then she wanted to change her image *snort* so wants to be known by her real name. She’s married to Peter Andre who is a “singer”.
I had to go with KJP. Gaga just needs pants.
oh my god! that “whole new world” video made my skin crawl with embarrassment. they’re both completely fugtacular, but i think katie gets my vote just for the sheer schlocky heinousness of that video alone!
I believe Gaga’s wearing a BOW OF FAKE HAIR ATTACHED TO HER WIG.
That is a bad accessory (and I know from accessories) but Katie Price is just all wrong ALL OVER.
PRICE: FTW
(SWINTON: For the Overall Win)
Ah, thanks for the clarification. I am not the one hallucinating, Gaga is.
had to go with kjp, simply because I’ve seen more of her ‘work’ this year. Maybe next year, gag-a!
So far Lady Gaga has gotten a great big yawn from me, but the nude leotard just pushed me over the edge. She got my vote this round.
This was a hard one, but that photo of the horse wearing the pink shoes really put me over the top. Jordan and Aubrey O Day are in the same doghouse for me… be as fugly as you wish, but for the love of God, leave innocent members of the animal kingdom out of it. What have they done to deserve this?
Katie Price all the way! They both are just doing it for the attention, though I think Jordan would still be tacky regardless. Lady Gaga just annoys me.
And that music video was AMAZING.
Love Jordan but, Honey, the hair bow/hat put it over the top for me. Also, get a load of the women behind her taking pictures. Gaga probably thinks it’s because she’s “famous” but really it’s because she looks ridiculous. That photo would be on my facebook page in a millisecond!
Damn, I was with Gaga all the way, especially with that nude leotard. But Katie, what did that poor horse do to have your fug ass consider riding him in that monstrosity. There has been too much fug cruelty to animals in this tournament. For me, you win this round, Katie. DAMN.
Thanks, Taramisu. So just another famewhore, it would seem…
This is the hardest match-up yet! Like someone else posted, I’ve made up my mind pretty quick with the others. LGG here looks like a naked female version of the Pointy-Haired Boss from Dilbert. KPJ…well, she even managed to fug a non-human. I just don’t know!!!
Probably shouldn’t admit this here, but I WANT the shoes that Gaga is wearing in the hair bow pic. (WTF is that, and how long did it take? Please tell me its a clip on. Also, did she wear that shopping?)
That said, I had to go price here, based entirely on the lipstick which literally made my eyes water.
Oh, Lady Gaga! You had me a hair bow. Bravo!
I was going to ask what Katie “Jordan” Price was famous for besides looking like she could suck a bowling ball through a garden hose, but now that I’ve watched the video, that question is, uh, still unanswered.
Is that a Playboy magazine in Lady Gaga’s giant pink tote??
This is a toughy. But since, as wackadoodle stuff goes, lady’s Gaga’s is kind fun, unique, and otherworldly, while KJP’s is just skanky and outdated (the fact that the Victoria’s Secret catalog is still touting velour sweats does not make them any less OVER!!!), I went for KJP.
The thing that put Lady Gaga over the top for me is that everyone else in that photo is bundled up in coats and scarves and hats. Apparently, I might be able to forgive the fug if only she had the sense to not be COLD.
What is it with cruelty to animals in the sweet 16 so far? Aubrey O’Day and now this? Jebus.
I choose Katie, because I really have no idea what the Hell she does or where she is, and Lady Gaga at least has good music to promote. Katie just has that god-awful desecration of a Disney song.
A nude leotard??? HELL NO!!
Nude bodysuit.
Nude.
Body.
Suit.
Had to go with Price, because I took a chance and searched youtube for her singing live. You think that vid link was bad, check out her “real” voice. Eeep! Anyone who thinks they look (and sound) good when they are so far off base deserves the fug win.
As far as I can see Price is just kinda crazy and trashy. She looks like shes trying to be cute and in style. Lady Gaga on the other hand…is just crazy.
Pants are required…
eureka! i think i figured it out, maybe lady gaga mistakingly pick up that playboy magazine she is carrying in her purse thinking it was the latest vogue and thought that being nude or semi nude and not wearing pants was the latest fashion statment.
How does nobody else LOVE LOVE LOVE the bow-made-of-hair? This is one of the few match-ups I HAVEN’T struggled to make a decision over!
Jordan is just too tacky for words. I never ever ever like anything she is wearing, whereas I OCCASIONALLY like what Ms. GaGa has on, and could imagine that if I were a budding NY popstrel that I would don, too.
Apparently, the Katie Price/Peter Andre single may have been electronically tweaked or dubbed.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waLhLr60P1s
Nude leotard to pretend she is nude and literal hair bow totally win. This almost makes me ashamed that I like Poker Face.
I agree SZAZA. The NUDE..BODY..SUIT did it for me as well. Katie AT least looks semi normal in the first pic. The second, she is always promoting something so it could be for one of those things. IT could be who knows!! BUT GAGA all the way
Look Katie Price’s outfits are pretty fugly, but at least the woman’s wearing bottoms of some kind. The same cannot be said for Lady Gaga. As a result, she got my vote.
Why does Lady GaGa have a Playboy in her purse? Sounds like a cry for attention to me.
2 words: Nude leotard.
fuh fuh fuh fugly face
fuh fuh fugly face
the video put me over the edge – i give this round to LJP. But my real concern is WHERE’S LAURA M TODAY?? Her comments have made my week…
I had to vote for GaGa. While kjp makes tragic fashion choices, I think she’s just giving us a wink and not taking herself too seriously.
GaGa? A poser, and she bugs me.
And I’m stealing Gag-a from whoever posted it first…love it!
I have to admit, I’m half amused, half horrified by Lady Gaga and her bow made of hair…
KJP took my vote because I’m TOTALLY horrified somebody could do that to a poor horse. She’s like a very cheap version of Barbie:
http://www.lacuracao.com/images/products/299/156827-3-1-99.12D-766-K6295.JPG
If Barbie were a real person, even she would have the sense of wearing jeans, dear!
Lady Gaga dresses like that to entertain on a stage. Katie Fugrice wears that fug to the supermarket.
Caca for the win. The leotard makes her look like Flasher Barbie.
KP has put the ho in horsey. There is no place near a horse or a horse barn where one can wear pumps and a velour miniskirt. It must be apres-riding wear.
I vote for Lady Gaga out of love. She has great music and at least her fuggery is interesting and she gives good interviews.
Lady Gaga came up with a HAIR BOW. That takes thought. Katie Price just dresses like Stripper Barbie.
Ooh no- I was hoping not to see anymore of the “Lady” – she is so desperately trying to be noticed, it’s not fun. A nude leotard is more irritating than shocking and the blazer is kind of nice. I have seen nothing nice on Price. The video, on the other hand, is a jewel of bad taste – Grace Kelly is probably turning in her grave.
C’mon, Lada GaGa has to win this round!! Let’s dissect the first pic shall we?
Strategically placed Playboy magazine just “happens” to be sticking out of her bag. Yeah, right, mags don’t lay like that. Her hand is totally there to keep it up and make sure the photogs see it’s Playboy. Why?? Anyone’s guess.
Speaking of hands, it’s cold enough for her to wear gloves & overcoat (plus her friend is all bundled up) and yet she STILL has no pants on.
I can still see the control top on her pantyhose. Gross.
Nude bodysuit.
Bow made of hair, whether or not it’s actually hers is up for interpretation.
I think we need a dialogue between GaGa and her friend. Fug Girls can you pleeeaaasse make this happen??
I cannot believe Lady Gaga is winning here. She’s purposefully trying to cultivate an image of wackitude, whereas KJP thinks she looks super cute in those hideous clothes. And that lipstick! God, that lipstick!
For God’s sake, KJP looks like what an 11-year-old would wear if she woke up one day, “Big”-style, and was instantly a 30-year-old stripper.
Also, I totally agree with Cecily.. the absence of clothes does limit the hability to fug.
I’m with Alison- KJP makes my eyes water. Those hot pink boots make me want to stab myself. I know fashion can be painful, but this is rediculous. I suspect that her clothes were dipped in radioactive material, and could KILL US ALL. At least Gaga isn’t endangering human and horsey lives with her nudity. Although the leotard made me gag a little.
Ooh, tough one. But ultimately I had to go with Gaga for the win, because “no pants” trumps “pants,” or even “whore-tastic miniskirt,” at least in my book.
Oh good lord. At least KP LOOKS like she has clothes on!
And the poor horses…. she can’t even wrap it’s legs correctly!
Lady Gaga’s nude leotard and hair bow almost pushed me over the edge but I looked again and I had to go with Katie “Jordan” Price on this one. The woman looks like a dollar store barbie knock-off. Even Barbie has better taste than she does.
Lady Gaga!! She’s awesomely horrible on purpose whereas Katie Price is just… ew. Go home.
THE HAIR BOW IS NOTHING NEW:
http://www.jewelryandbeading.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/angela-lose.bmp
alison did it on project runway the season before last!!!
I couldn’t decide. I just couldn’t.
Nude body suit? How do you top that? Oh, I KNOW — with a MATCHING PONY. I’m thisclose to an aneurysm. And then I watched the video.
Sure, vodka isn’t exactly the breakfast of champions, but it’s in order today.
I finally, after staring at all of it for a while, left the decision up to my boyfriend. First, I explained what fug meant, then I showed him the pictures, and I said, “So, who is fuglier?”
He said: (I’m totally not making this up, it’s 100% unabridged)
“I guess the naked gay guy with the suitcase.”
And so that’s how I voted. Sometimes common sense is right in front of you and it’s wearing a hair bow.
thanks, Shelly, I LOVE that the comments are open for this, it’s like a special treat!
This matchup begs the question, ala SWINTON, of what’s worse: merely weird, or incredibly trashy. (I will not adress, for the sake of argument, the fact that pantslessness is trashy in and of itself.) Our pal SWINT is weird, all can agree, but no one would ever call her trashy. In fact, you could almost have two entirely different Fug tournaments; one for the skanks, and one for the trying-too-hard fashionistas. I feel that while Gaga is mostly naked much of the time, her clothing is generally muted in tone, whilst our girl Jordan is both naked, fluorescent, tan-arrific, and posessed of absolutely no conception of taste in any way, shape, or form. I do not mean to imply that I like Gaga’s clothes; nay, I think them comical and believe her hairbow signature deserves a misdemeanor, at least, but she don’t have the trash factor that I find fugliest in the long run.
Katie for the win, y’all.
Three words:
CONTROL TOP PANTYHOSE
Anybody who leaves the house with hair that looks like it was styled for the Westminster Kennel Club dog show must have my vote.
This saddens me because, on any given Fugday, Katie “Pink Slip” Jordan would reign. Dear Lord (Huh. I originally typed “Dear Lard”. Dr. Freud, call your office…) but that woman is terrifying.
the hair bow is nothing new:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5WlTbyMLX9g/SaNUPAwQL2I/AAAAAAAAAgA/cFXMnRMxLEk/s400/alison.bmp
alison did it on “project runway” the year before last!!!
AUBREY SYNDROME AGAIN. I agree with whoever said this earlier: there has been WAY too much animal cruelty in this tournament and it must. be. stopped.
Gag-a…pantslessness, as we’ve said, is unacceptable. But it’s a part of her oevre; she’s always on stage and always in character. K”J”P wants to always be on a stage of sorts, but lacks talent in multiple fields. Her “character” is a piping hot bowl of FAIL. And there is nothing prett about failing so miserably and so routinely. K”J”P ftw.
I can’t help it – I adore Katie Price. I love her and all her OTT drag-queen make up, continual overdose of pink, ‘glamour-girl’ past, and fabulous fuggery. She holds a special place in my heart.
Whereas I just want to slap Lady G.
o – i just found that paris hilton AND melissa george wore hair bows in 2005. google it.
I have to vote for Katie/Jordan because Lady Gaga is clearly dressed in costume or just as a club kid for shock value, it’s entirely different than Jordan who is trying to be sexy but coming across as Barbie’s skanky older sister
It’s gotta be GaGa – at least KJP wears bottoms! At least, there’s no crotch-action – “bottoms” might be a stretch. Putting your entire saggy-crotched leotard on display in public is the fuggest in my book. But oh – this one was tough.
HAIR BOW!
No contest.
all four hair bow wearers are blonde… i’m just saying…
It’s funny that the two fuggettes voted “most likely to abuse an animal” have entered the ring in such well-matched, um, well, match-ups.
I voted Price and Aubrey. They are soulless. And judging by their clothing: brainless, visionless, and stylist-less. They must advance world series of fugballs.
Gaga is a flash in a pantsless pan (not to mention “stunnin’ and glue-gunnin’”), and Lisa “Lipps” Rinna came from soaps. I mean, what do you honestly expect from either one of them?
Has to be GaGa. KJP wears hot pants and too much makeup – such unoriginal fugging. But a nude leotard over a blazer? GaGa is going where no fug has gone before!!
Um I have a horse, who happens to be grey, and happens to be male…and I just might deck him out in pink tack every now and again.
AND YET. I feel very very sorry for that poor pony in the pic, who looks absolutely embarrassed to be decked out in such cheap looking stuff, next to an even cheaper looking …. well, you know.
I vaguely remember hearing once that Lady Gaga doesn’t wear pants because her grandmother is losing her vision, and can only see the “light-colored parts” of LGG’s body – legs and hair. I also remember thinking “Then wear WHITE pants!”
That said, I voted for Katie “Jordan” Price. She . . . she scares me. Everything about her is SO fake, and yet she’s walking and talking. To me, this is a sign that we are getting closer to having walking, talking dollies. Which will murder us in our beds. While wearing hideous, tacky miniskirts.
Jordan obscure!?! Please, Bai Ling anyone? Fair play she’s probably more well known in the uk but I totally heart her and peter andre.
Gaga actually has a job, and I reckon the outfits count as a part of her stage persona – you know Pricey actually wears those clothes as her and not just as Jordan. Plus she doesn’t bother with a pathetic tiny dog in her handbag – she has a HORSE – beat that Lady Gaga
Honestly, where does Lady Gaga think she is going dressed like this???
I secretly adore Katie – I hate pink but she embraces it like I’d embrace a toast and cheese sandwidge. She is just tacky and makes no apologies for it. Lady Ga-ga may be a lovely individual, but I can’t help my Virtually Dislike of her….
Come on people: Gaga is technically nude. That is not THAT fug (except for the hair-gift wrap thing).
But La Price… she is fug in all senses, specially when fuggin´ a poor horse who´s not even able to protest and has to wear awful matching garments. La Price: you deserve the Price for cruelty against animals (including us, that have to look at your crazy pink boots, in the “animal” category).
Had to go with Price… Gaga TRIES to be that absurd; whereas I think Katie actually believes she looks good.
That’s a hair (or hair extension) bowtie, right? That’s a winner.
Zoinks!!! A nuditard? Yes, yes, and yes again, GaGa FTW!
Come on. Katie has been working it for soooo long, and GaGa is an upstart who hasn’t EARNED this prize. The hair bow and nude leotard is a helluva start, admittedly, but Katie has archives. You can’t argue with archives.
I am not paying a lick of attention to that Gaga woman until she puts on some pants. Katie all the way!
Katie “Jordan” Price
Her fuggery has crossed borders to invade the neighboring space. Having already conquered the Kingdom of the Horse, she quickly heading toward the Commonwealth of the Cameraman.
God save the Queen!
OMG! WTF was that video. And…did my eyes deceive me or were there several shots of Jesus and nuns in it??? That is wrong, just wrong. Ugh…between the nude body suit and hair bow and that video…I’ve got to go wash my eyes out with bleach. I’ll NEVER be able to watch Aladdin again!!! Eeeek!
For fugging up an innocent horse, it has to be Jordan. She actually designed active wear for ponies, the horror of which you can’t really appreciate here. if you think ankle warmers look bad on hipstesr, you should see the pony model’s look of mortification. Jordan must be stopped. It’s like a Barbie doll came alive, complete with anatomically improbable boobage and teeny feet
Gaga, on the other hand, is also going for the plastic doll look with her fake Barbie nude bits, but at least she’s being ironic about it. I think.
Tough one, this a battle of the pseudo-strippers. On one hand K’J'P is channeling the stereotypical, clichee and predictable male fantasy while Gaga is living up to her name and is deluded into thinking her outfits are ART. At least Gaga is creative, Katie is just boring. FUG Katie, FUG!
Lady Gaga is a one-trick pony (“Look, ma, no pants!”). Katie Price eats ponies for breakfast*.
Lady Gaga’s style is telling a lame joke. Katie Price’s style IS a lame joke.
Lady Gaga is a lightweight. Katie Price is a flotation device**.
VOTE KATIE!
*metaphorically, of course.
**at least her breasts are, I think. Does silicon float?
It’s one thing to fug yourself. It’s a whole ‘nuther thing to fug a defenseless HORSE!
Both attention whores, but one is weird with it and the other skanky with it. Gotta go with Skank Barbie. She even accessories her pony.
I just sat through that entire “A Whole New World” video. I vote Jordan simply because of that. If Gaga wore pants, no one would look twice at her. Give it to Price.
I’m with Rachel, animal fug-buse is fug-tacular. I’m voting with the horse.
I’m with Rachel, animal fug-buse is fug-tacular. I’m voting with the horse.
Gaga is a pretender, an invented character, a stage act. She’s just meh to me, I don’t care how hard she tries to be interesting. But seriously, KJP is fug from the inside–does no one remember THE WEDDING THAT ATE EVERY YARD OF PINK TULLE AND BEDAZZLE BEADS IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE??? I know that was not in this year, but OMG the pink equestrian line, the curls on one side/flat head on the other side, everything about her screams “I’m joyfully fugging and I know it and I looooooove it!!!” I really don’t know how Gaga got this far, but oh well. KJP KJP KJP!!!
Do you think maybe Katie Price and Phoebe Price could be related? The similarities are somewhat striking.
I had trouble coming up with enough interest to vote at all, the only reason I picked one was to see who was winning. I don’t know either of these….people
These two are nearly tied… but perhaps I simply haven’t become as used to Lady Gaga as I have to Jordan, because she former has the capacity to make me want to jab her all over with a cattle prod until she goes indoors, or something.
Swinton vs. Beyonce? Beyonce ALL the way, since she just does not come close to working most of the outfits she puts on herself; they all smack of ‘I hope this works..?’
okay – so I have no idea who Katie “Jordan” Price is, but that video. All I have to say about that is WTF? She had me when her husband? walked out with the pseudo-Phantom of the Opera mask on. Unbelievable!
As an equestrian, I feel it my duty to vote for those who can’t-those poor poor horses deserve retribution.
the disney song video made my decision for me.
I also have to point out-THEY EVEN PAINTED THE HORSE’S HOOVES PINK! GAH!!!
Why must we have such hard decisions to make????
Gaga could put on pants, but is that really her only problem? She has a hair bow made out of HAIR!!! If only she would take that as a cue and put on a shirt made out of shirts and pants made out of pants.
Katie on the other hand is matching her clothes to a HORSE!!!
I thought Gaga had my vote, but I just can’t encourage horse abuse. I JUST CAN’T.
i had to vote KJP….
i mean… you’re bringing in INNOCENT ANIMALS, here. that’s just not right.
Gaga is still an amateur. Maybe next year, honey, if you’re still around.
Jordan, on the other hand, is an amazingly dedicated pro. Love it.
gah I can’t decide!! All I know is that the nude leotard is borderline nsfw and KJP’s pictures literally hurt my eyes (oh the pink! Oh the humanity!!) However I’m actually a bit taken with the hairbow. I assume it’s fake. I totally would have coveted that when I was little girl though. Anyway, what to do, what to do….
oh, my, god. the nude leotard takes the cake. as my dance teacher once told us, “nude leos are not clothes.” Lady Gaga for the win.
God this is hard. I honestly don’t know who I hate more. Probably GaGa because frankly, she’s only been around for six months (in the UK at least) and I already am sick of her. Jordan I have a more fond approach to, mostly because I think she genuinely thinks she looks good. GaGa has a ridiculous name and a fame hungry take on dressing herself.
Lady Gaga is obviously doing it on purpose to be quirky, whereas you get the sense that Katie Price actually thinks she looks good.
I know she’s terrible and, frankly, she probably deserves to win the whole shebang. But I can’t help but wish that the Gaga had been ignored FOREVER on this site, she’s just that heinous. So in this boycott-y spirit I have to vote “Jordan” . . .
May I add the observation that I think KJP is in ‘costume’ too in her first picture.
That’s clearly a cut off tv-studio kind of camera and microphone cut off at the left in the picture. Not just some hand-held camera used by a passer-by or papparazzi.
Not wearing pants doesn’t make you fug, Gaga. It makes you a moron. Katie for the win.
I think some paparazzi, like TMZ, DO use cameras like that.
Oh my effin’ god.
The nude bodysuit ensemble with hair bow just won it for me.
She looks like an Androgynous Marilyn Manson Hello Kitty Doll !!!!
Wow. The force is strong with this one……
Bye bye Plasticized Hooker Barbie!
I’ve been ignoring Gaga, just because I think she’s trying so hard and has the world’s most inane sartorial gimmick, but that nude leotard pic really made me stop and think. Good work Lady G.
Katie “Jordan” Price:
That pink literally hurts my eyes. Also, those boots were clearly designed for a drag queen. I’m not totally convinced you aren’t one.
GaGa:
Nude leotard? Hair-bow? Vomit.
You win!
I can show you a fug,
frightening, fearsome, and freaky.
Tell me fug fans now when did
you last let your vote decide?
A whole new fuuuuug!
A new fugtastic point of view.
Celebs who can’t say no
to thigh high boots that glow!
Or ugly pantsuits that need hemming.
A whole new fuuuug!
Don’t you dare log off now—
A hundred thousand fugs to see…
(hold your breath– it gets better)
Let me share this whole new fuuug…
wiiith…
youuuuu!
(I submit that this be the theme song for Fug Madness 2009, in honor of heinous miniskirts everywhere).
Lady Gaga is guilty only of crimes to our retinas. Jordan, however, is guilty of that PLUS cruelty towards animals. I mean, you can’t tell me that poor horse isn’t going, “I can’t even see the full color spectrum and I know this is blinding. Where is PETA when you need them?”
Okay, so Lady Gaga is weird, but Jordan is a hot mess. In my mind, there’s no comparison. While Gaga is fugly almost every time we see her, Jordan wears something fugly every single time–sometimes multiple fugly things in the same appearance (Oct 28, 2008). That’s extra credit. If that’s not deserving of the Fug World Cup, I don’t know what is.
at least lady gaga is covering her face, implying that she KNOWS she looks crazy. i have a sinking feeling that jordan thinks she looks fabulous…
at least with lady gaga there’s a method to the madness. jordan is just unnervingly trashtastic.
This is a toughy but goes to Lady Gaga I think because while she is creating a persona (which arguably Katie Price is too, I guess), she also insists on not wearing pants BUT wearing control top pantyhose. That alone is fug.
And can I just say, Jordan’s rendition of “A Whole New World” is amazing. Amazing. Gratuitous bathing scenes from both of them, shamelessly self-aggrandizing shots of them “hounded” by the paparazzi they wish followed them in real life, and Jordan’s physics-defying, space-age-polymer boobs busting out of every article of clothing they tried to strap them down with–you guys, I’m saying it here first, this is going to be my first dance at my wedding.
Although I voted for KJP, this was a tough choice. In retrospect, Gaga probably deserves this…what is up with her crotch in the nude leotard? panty issues? tuckin her sack back? yikes. Also, if she’s going to revolt against pants, shouldn’t she bother to wear stockings that aren’t obviously control-top with that extra-denier-ness towards the top of her thigh? double yikes.
Not to get all pedantic and obnoxiously uptight, but that horse photo BOTHERS ME. A.) someone who has no clue wrapped those pink polo wraps B.) the pink nail polish, or whatever it is, isn’t doing his hoof material any good C.) his expression says WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE? (poor guy) and D.) that blanket doesn’t even fit properly. That blanket is the horse equivalent of something Jordan herself would wear – ill fitting and way too open at the chest. I am voting with the horse.
Oh yeah. Cover your face, Gaga Gal. Because, nothing else that is showing is wrong.
Next time get a paper sact to cover your head and use the hands to cover the rest of that stuff that is hangin’ out.
Damn, girl.
I mean, DAMN.
nooooooooooooooo!
Jordan can not lose to that sub-woman! I refuse! I demand a recount! I demand Jordan get on here herself and vote one time for each pink thing she owns!
people just watch that Whole New World video. That’s the song from ALADDIN for crying out loud! which i am. via exclamation points. a lot.
Katie Price has single handedly destroyed Jasmin for me forever! Now every time i hear that song i will imagine Jordan wearing that very thin gauzy dress with her enormous wrack bouncing out of it every time she moves.
Lady Gaga must not be allowed to continue her evil ways!
VOTE JORDAN!
So-called “Lady” Gaga is not only wearing a nudietard but she is also rocking a polter wangette, a teenie peeie, as it were.
On the other fug, (or is it “on the fugger hand”?) K”J”P dresses her equine accessories to match–not coordinate, MATCH. That has got to count for something.
It’s K”J”P in a squeaker.
lol @ katie- dammit, i’m going to have that stuck in my head now!
Let’s nominate that poor horse in next year’s March Madness–in a new Abused Pets category.
Well, there’s four and a half minutes that I’m never going to get back. That put KP over the top for me. And I didn’t even have the sound up.
Dude. Really? Lady Gaga? She’s really a man, right? You can tell me.
There’s four and a half minutes I’m never going to get back. That put KP over the top.
Gaga is my hero. Say what you want about Katie, but the woman is an empire. As much as I love her, I voted for Katie. She has all pink walls in her house. Enough said.
THANK YOU for introducing me to that video. not only did it push my vote for katie/jordon, but i think i am now in love with that couple.
As others have said, it was the nude leotard that won it.
I can almost respect Katie Price, because she actually does know a lot about horses and horsemanship. Really. It is one of those crazy weird facts. Okay so I wouldn’t wear a mini-skirt while riding a horse, but if she wants to, good for her. I know she wouldn’t wear a nude-colored leo with nude shoes. She would just go nude.
I was all set to give it to “Jordan” this round becuse, there are colours in the world other than pink and her tackiness is beyond belief.
But Lady Gaga really brought it. A bow made of Hair??!!! Where would you even get something like that? An a nude leotard does not count as an outfit. I do not want to reward this bad behavior but i just can’t help it, I have to go with Gaga.
Had to go with Lady Gaga – this Jordan person seems to completely lack taste/class but the nude leotard just tore it for me.
I think that GaGa intentially dresses to screw with us. While I think that’s actually Jordon’s wardrobe, which is Dam Scary!Maybe she will haev a line in teh new TopShop USA.
This was a tough one, based on outfits alone. They are both fug of retina-burning proportions. But because dressing that way is part of Lady Gaga’s wacky “persona”, I think I’ll have to go with Katie, who’s apparently vying to be a Pepto-Bismol spokesmodel.
“Ghost Gonads”
“POLTERWANG”
Lady Gag Gag, look at her pic. GROSS!
Price for the win- she’s been slutty and fugly for SO LONG! I don’t think I’d even heard of Lady Gaga until about a year ago!
Gaga has a bow made out of hair. It’s kind of epic. I’ll be really disappointed if she doesn’t win this thing.
EASY!!!!!
Jordan
I have to say im dissapointed Miss Gaga is winning here.
I truly appreciate the out and about photos because it’s very hard for me to fug somebody’s stage persona. When somebody’s putting on a show, I expect to be shocked and awed, dammit, I paid the admission!
But to be assaulted by fug on the streets? Now THERE’S the true fug. Which is why I’m sad Olsen #whatever didn’t get farther. Oh well, CSU didn’t get farther either. There’s always next year!
I was so gonna vote for Lady GaGa but the cover of A Whole New World changed my mind…what a fabulously terrible and tacky video.
I have to go with KatieJordan here – don’t know if this is in the archive, but the woman once wore a hot pink latex catsuit on tv – while 7 months pregnant
I had to have my husband help me with this it was just too much for my little brain to process. One can only take so much, you know! What are you trying to do to us, FUG GIRLS????
*sniff*
Bwaaaaaaahh!
Anyway, my husband said to vote for the GAGster because a hair bow that is actually a HAIR bow beats a wardrobe soaked in Pepto Bismol.
Thank you, husband. I was in a bad place.
I voted solely based on that hair bow in the first photo.
I was so not going to vote for Lady Gaga because she just is screaming out for attention. But OMG, nude leotard plus winter coat in the middle of New York — and you’re HIDING YOUR FACE??? Not to mention the hideous glasses that peek out from behind her hand.
Ewwwwwww.
I don’t know if I can vote at all right now.
Gaga is trying too hard. Fug comes naturally. You can’t really invent it. It’s like planning for spontaneity. Let’s show the pretender the door right now. It was fun while it lasted but there are REAL artists to consider out there.
I personally do not like Katie Price. As a dressage rider, riding instructor, and horse trainer, I can tell you there is no freaking way a rider will show up in the barn wearing high heels, a mini shirt, and half a sweatshirt. And what’s more, they couldn’t even wrap the horse’s polos correctly- they’re not supposed to go down to the horse’s hoof, it impedes movement. For someone with her eye on the Olympics in dressage, she should know to how to do a freaking polo wrap correctly. No wonder the poor guy looks afraid. He’s offended that he got dragged into her mess where pink polos and trashy horse blankets abound.
Lady Gaga’s outfit has to be the most contradictory thing I’ve ever laid eyes on. First off, if she wanted to APPEAR naked, she needed to button the coat. And she’s fooled no one into thinking she’s innocent with that HAIR bow. We all know she’s left absolutely nothing to the imagination. Lastly, if she’s going to make crazy choices like that she needs to own up to it!
Sigh… Even though Katie Price wears so much eye-searing pink that Barbie is suing her for copyright infringement, Lady Gaga gets my vote. The bow made of HER OWN HAIR is such a delicious piece of fug that she’s earned it. Plus theres the whole naked leotard thing.
KEEP PRICE AWAY FROM THE PONIES!!!
poor horses…
I’m amazed Lady Gaga hasn’t been honered with her own achive for her so far short but shokingly fugly career!
I’m shocked that miss Gaga has not yet been honored with her own achive for her so far short yet shockingly fugly career! Go Gaga go!
I was totally prepared to vote for this Jordan creature, until I saw that nude leotard. I have never seen a leotard atrocity like that-I would prefer to remember them as relics from the ballet classes of my youth, but Lady Gaga has made leotards into something at which I cringe. She is an obvious fame-whore who, like Paris Hilton and all the other talentless hacks like her, begs for attention while simultaneously whining about how hard it is to be photographed constantly (or simply putting a hand over her face and pretending that she just hates the attention). WEAR PANTS. IF YOU DRESS NORMALLY, PEOPLE WILL TAKE WAY LESS PICTURE OF YOU (not that that’s actually what you want, it’s quite obvious that you do). I loathe her now. Even worse than fellow fame-whore Jordan. Ugh.
I think what bothers me most is that it looks like Lady Gaga is wearing underwear underneath that leotard. Doesn’t it look weirdly…full…down there?
That would be, underwear OVER her control top tights, under the leotard. I cannot stop staring. Lady Gaga has turned me into a gusset-starer and for that, she must win.
I can’t support this ‘gaga’ individual in anything. The faster her uncovered rear disappears into well-deserved obscurity the better.
As evidenced(Is that a word?) above,there are a whole lotta candidates in Fugland whose talent is dubious or missing and whose motives seem totally whacked in a whorish no-necked monster way.
It would be painful for me to see the magic SWINTON paired with any of these sad exhibitionist misfits.
WTFN let them have their own special catagory.
Too late for that this year, but could be fun next!!
I probably would have gone with Jordan, but, heavens, the nude leotard-peacoat-and-pumps ensemble is undeniably so fug I went with GaGa, who is, undeniably, gaga.
Um, KJP looks like her clothes could spontaneously combust at any moment. Her clothes look like they’re made out of the harshest chemicals known to man. Just looking at her outfits make me dizzy. Yes, GaGa is crazy but… KJP is out of this universe.
And thanks for that video link. I suddenly feel so much better about myself.
My god, I just zoomed in on GaGa’s photo!!!!!…GaGa 4 THE WIN!!!!!!!!!!
I say KJP since she is wearing clothes that she has chosen and that are fugtacular. Gaga seems to be a one-note wonder – yes, nude bodysuit *is* worse than plain old pantslessness, but there is no creativity in that kind of fug. Same with La Lohan, for me. Yes, she unrepentantly wears leggings. That is not interesting.
Also, all of KJP’s outfits seem designed to show off her totally-not-in-proportion-to-her-implants skinny hips. Not cool. Not cool at all.
I was terribly disappointed when that video link was blocked when I tried to watch it. Luckily I was directed instead to some footage of a judge in Florida tackling an unruly defendant to the ground. Suprisingly agile move from a man in a floor length robe, and effective, to boot! Thanks, youtube!
“The nude gay guy with the suitcase” – Laura M, TOO FUNNY! I have read every comment on here and still don’t know what to do – I feel like Sarah got it right – there’s a difference between weird (SWINTON) fug and protitot (I can’t remember who wrote that, above, but hat’s off to you) fug. Very difficult. I may have to go with the people who punish animal abuse with a vote.
George Hamilton eat your heart out – Jordan couldn’t have more tan on if she tried. Seriously, I think she’d have to sugar soap to get all that off. (Memo to Jordan: The hot pink lipstick is also a ‘no’ with that look.) GaGa needs pants and a clue but at least she wouldn’t glow in the dark.
I mean, PROStitot and hats – no apostrophe – the shame, the shame.
hahaha! “guy with the suitcase”–As convincing a statement as that is, Katie Price’s choice of pink actually made my stomach lurch so I had to go with my gut reaction. KJP ftw!
Gaga is fugly but it’s too costumey to gain my full abhorrence. “Jordan” has got the fug going ON. That chick has the power to turn an animal species most frequently described with adjectives like “majestic” and “powerful” into…that.
Her fug is like the plague, people…inter-species contagious.
I was all set to go with Price —- but the nude body suit AND THE HAIR BOW!!!! That was (sorry) PRICELESS – and so was my vote.
Besides, obviously Price is an attention whore, but the demure way GA GA is covering her face shows how shy she is.
The bow should be placed at the crotch of the body suit tho. Much classier.
Am I missing something? Where are the Gaga links/pics?
Either way, Katie Jordan Whatever Price wins for that video alone!
Gosh, I really can’t decide.
On one hand, you have Lady Gage, who has a bow in her hair made out of her own hair, a nude leotard and the inability to wear pants.
On the other hand, A WHOLE NEW WORLD WITH PETER ANDRE. GOD!
I must go with GaGa because I’m positive that Blair Waldorf would want me to. When she said “Tights are not pants” I’m positive she meant panty hose also.
Wow. Katie wears a lot of…pink. Hmm. She’s just really tacky but her fug doesn’t out fug Lady Gaga (heh. I originally wrote it as Gag.). I mean, she wears a HAIR BOW! Who does that?!?
One is Barbie, other is naked Barbie. Barbie’s funner.
Okay, is that hair bow supposed to look like it’s made out of her hair? Pretty sure that, when combined with a nude-coloured leotard, you can’t really beat that, even with an atrocious hot pink monstrosity like Katie’s.
Going into this, I thought, phew an easy one, how can anyone or thing beat nude leotard + appearance of visible feminine hygiene product.
But then I saw the horse. Have to go Price. Pony made me do it.
Gaga for the Gold. I fervently hope it to be an unholy alliance of pantyhose and nude leotard, but methinks the whole outfit gives the illusion that she is wearing an oversize maxi-pad?
I am sure her husband, the long-suffering Lord Gaga is sipping whiskey and bemoaning the fact that he ignored the objections of his family and let his “disco stick” lead him to such an unhappy union.
At least Jordan/Katie is covering her lady parts (and usually does, actually, which is more than most ‘celebs’ manage). Lady Gaga’s lady parts, on the other hand, seem to always be dangerously close to public exposure. Bowie sang it best: “If only there was something between us, other than our clothes”.
I was getting bored of Gaga (Come on, once you’ve seen one pantless picture of hers, you’ve seen them all), so I was originally going to vote for Jordan/Katie Price, until I saw the nude leotard picture. That’s…She’s…It’s…I need my meds.
Good glory, is that a hair bow made of actual hair??? That’s fuglier than the nude bodysuit, and that’s hard to do!
On an unrelated note – whenever I see the pic of Bjork at the top of the page I get the uncontrollable giggles
Thank you so much for the link to the “Whole New World” video! I would never have gone looking for it, and I never want to see it again, but I truly feel that my life is complete now that I HAVE seen it!
You Fug Girls are such givers.
i had to go with jordan.
her fashion sense is TERRIBLE, or she has none. either or.
lady gaga dresses that way on purpose. its part of her steeze.
i think she knows she looks ridiculous; i think jordan THINKS she looks good.
its the same reason why i, personally, can not criticize musicians for what they wear on stage, in general. its part of a SHOW. sure, sometimes they look ridiculous, but thats all part of the live performance. lady gaga turns everyday into a performance (too bad her songs suck so bad).
Lady Gaga is making a desperate grab for attention, and it’s working like a dream.
Katie Price, on the other hand, flounced out of her house one day thinking “I look MAH-VAH-LOUS.” That, to me, is deeply and enormously fug.
Gaga needs pantspants. Pleaseplease. Jordan is just a slug (slut-fug)
KJP is run of the mill slutty has-been grasping hard at times gone by. For heaven’s, L.A. runs its power grid with her type. Lady CaCa, as forced and self conscious as she is, is original fug. She’s forging a new path…..
I voted Gaga for that outfit alone. Katie Price, mad as she is, AT LEAST WEARS PANTS.
Audrey at 10:24, finally got a chance to watch the KJPriceisWrong youtube.
Oh my.
My 6-year-old daughter heard the beginning of the song and, thinking this might be a nice Disney offering, joined me at the computer. “She sounds like me!” was her first assessment, but as the song wore on, and we were both collapsing in laughter and saying, this is so bad, clasping hands over mouth, etc., we concluded, my six-year-old carries a tune WAY BETTER than that.
Holy moly.
My goodness…..Lady GaGa! LOOK. INTO. PANTS!!!
ugh.
There is something–the cotton crotch of the pantyhose, perhaps–hanging out the bottom side of the nude leotard.
For all of Price’s explosive Pink, like a live Barbie dipped in a sheen of grease, she just can’t reach to the heights of an ALL-OPAQUE-NUDE head-to-toe ensemble. Like a mannequin, with a hairbow.
And what do you wear over an ALL-OPAQUE-NUDE ensemble, pray tell? Why, your dad’s old suit-jacket, of course. What else?
GAGA destroys Price in this one, sorry. DESTROYS.
HA! I just noticed she’s carrying a bag with an issue of Playboy strategically sticking out of the top. With her all opaque nude ensemble and old man sportcoat. A person could choke laughing.
I couldn’t decide until I took another look at GaGa’s first photo…and the HAIR BOW did me in! It’s a HAIR bow…hair made in to a BOW!
How can that not win, people??? And did you notice that I’m not even mentioning the nude leotard that gives her a pouch/pooch??? GaGa FTW!!
at least Lady Gaga’s ORIGIONAL!!
Close, very close. Price puts in a good showing with her “Girls Next Door”-wannabe wardrobe, but Lady Gaga’s flesh-colored bodysuit puts her over the top. Better luck next year, Price!
Umm… I’m voting with the horse here. Katie Price manages to mix it up quite a bit, considering how consistently fugged-out she is. Lady Gaga’s fug has been pretty one-note so far – which seems to be about as much as she can sing, so I guess she went for the matched set. But yeah, even the world’s weirdest accessories still can’t hide the fact that Lady Gaga just won’t put a damn pair of pants on!
HARD one. But at least Katie/Jordan Price wears pants. Right? RIGHT???
I can’t believe that gag-a creature is winning….her marketing campaign to get herself noticed is just vomit-inducing!
Katie/Jordan, on the other hand, is dedicated and utterly tasteless on all levels.
As evidenced by her wedding pics:
http://www.hollywoodrag.com/index.php?/weblog/comments/jordan_and_peter_andre_wedding_pictures/
By the way: Jordan is a ‘glamour’ model, meaning she get’s her kit off. So the comments about her having stripper taste is spot on.
I went for Jordan, cos looking at those photos of her is the closest I have come to vomiting on my computer keyboard.
Jordan for the win! Just because you channel Fellini in your music vid, that will not make you any classier! I bet she’s even surfing to this website and voting for herself!
I said it before and I’ll say it again: what the eff does Katie Price/Jordan promote that warrants being in public in those outfits?
I didn’t realize that this matchup would be so tough…a nude leotard…SERIOUSLY
While I think pants (or skirts) in general are a necessity, I appreciate that Gaga is trying a postmodern approach to fashion, shaking society up a bit by making us question convention, like Posh’s heel-less heels. She likes to confuse people about whether what she wears is sexy or just weird, or maybe both.
Katie Price, on the other hand, just enforces gender roles and female objectification. She was known as “Jordan” as a glamour model, which is basically a UK version of a soft-porn porn star. She dresses in all pink, got enormous fake boobs, and diets down to a body fat percentage of which Madonna would be proud.
From a moral standpoint, I have to vote for KJP.
At least Gaga’s coat is kind of cute! Not one thing that Jordan wears should be worn by anyone, let alone together, let alone by a HORSE (which, let’s face it, is a sad attempt at one-upping AUBREY). Come on, Katie P!!!!!
To “Havfruen @ 4:03: That link is astounding!!! For the love of all that is Holy, that wedding is truly one of the most horrifyin’ things I have EVER seen! My mouth literally fell open when I saw the orchestra and that leaning tower phallic confection of a cake. I voted for the other one, but I want to take my vote back now. That link is not to be missed! Thanks:)
Okay, I’ve been living in a cave, obviously, but I had to Wiki Katie to figure out who she was. I’m still not sure why she or her husband, for that matter, are famous.
Leggings which are not pants, vs. not even an attempt at covering the lower half of the body beyond what is necessary to avoid arrest for indecent exposure.
Jordan’s just tacky in this one, but Gaga’s a full-blown attention whore.
People, really…FIGHT LADY GAGA! She’s ridiculous, she dresses for attention only, and she’s just plain silly. Jordan, on the other hand, is fuggin’ awesome in her ridiculousness.
PUT GAGA AWAY, JORDAN!
Katie….whatever her last name is …Is a real life Bratz Doll. How can you NOT vote for her?
I had to go Gaga on this one, if only because I saw her in concert way before I knew who she was (don’t judge–it was a NKOTB concert. Oh, wait….don’t judge for that either!!) She was horrible, horrible, horrible. And her clothes are worse.
Ashley, I agree! Katie Price looks like a combination of Stripper Barbie, Lets dress like slutty 16 year olds Barbie, and inappropriately dressed for the occation Barbie.
Whoever suggested we need criteria is a genius! I find it hard to put aside my personal feelings and focus on the clothes! This was a tough choice, but I had to go with Fuggie Price because at least GaGa has a purpose in life! What does Katie Price do?!
Hair bow. As in bow made of hair. Enough said.
I voted for KJP. Whatever is hanging out of Gaga’s chacha is beyond fug. (Is it control top, panty liner, or her recording contract?)
I’m strangely disturbed by Lady BlahBlah’s gloves.
And what with that wig as well, she looks like a cross-dressing jewel thief being taken into custody by that nice red haired lady on CSI
I was all set to vote for Katie but then I saw Lady Gag-Gag’s nudie leotard and my head exploded. Nice bowtie hairpiece. Done.