She seemed too strung out on the red carpet to put together a coherent thought, so maybe when she got dressed La Abdul was too zoned to notice that she grabbed her dress from the Juniors rack:
From the waist down… fine. Maybe a little bit like a stripper at the Aladdin in Las Vegas, but we’ll tolerate it because of the more grievous atrocities occuring upstairs.
[Photo courtesy of Daily Celeb.]
Sweet Jesus. She has quadra-boob, she has armpit cleavage… Did no one tell her that she’s not an A-cup? Did no one gently point out that breasts look nicer when they’re not being smashed? Did no one have the nads to suggest that she wear a gown in her own size? Did no one explain that your breasts really shouldn’t become one with your armpits?
And did no one take a brush to her hair?
This bodes badly for American Idol — as if the commercials weren’t disastrous enough.
Comments (4):
Your commentary about the quadra-boob just made me piss myself laughing. Thank-you, I needed that.
Who knew that Paula Abdul was/is still alive?
Wow, this is a good, one I too am dieing laughing. I am so sorry I did not discover this site earlier, but I think catching up will encompass my entire day at work. Thank you so much!
My bosoms are aching at the sight of this
OMG what the fug was she thinking, not does she only have a terrible boob-job, that she allways seems to be showing off for some odd reason, but the is waaaaay over the top…..armpit cleavage hahahahaahahahaha u make me laugh