The good news: Bonnie Tyler is BACK, and she's representing Great Britain in this year's Eurovision Song Contest.
The bad news is, early hints suggest her song is called ... More »
(3) ANNE HATHAWAY vs. (14) BEYONCE
These are two women whose Years In Fashion don't have a lot in common, so it's going to be a really odd one to ponder.
Anne's recent ... More »
Oh my God. Somebody at Burberry was not doing any tailoring this week.
It's always a bad sign when polterwang is the least of your problems.
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This is the part where I note that, even after looking at both IMDb and her Wikipedia page, I am no closer to understanding who Camilla Belle is (aside from 10,000 B.C. Girl, or ... More »
This looks so familiar to me, and I had to rack my brain into split pea soup before realizing that I think it's from the same family of Stella McCartney stuff as this jumpsuit, ... More »
(4) SARAH JESSICA PARKER vs. (13) MELISSA GEORGE
God bless Fug Madness. Without having to pore through our archives, I would COMPLETELY forget that things like this ever ... More »
These pants are giving me a flashback to The Gap from, like, 1996.
The waist is so high it would fail a drug test, she is in danger of being haunted by a polterwang, and ... More »
After a truly crazy and occasionally nail-biting Sweet Sixteen round in Fug Madness, I spent the entire weekend blissfully ignoring words and concepts like "polterwang" and ... More »
(2) NICKI MINAJ vs. (6) CHRISTINA AGUILERA
Of all the crazy crap Nicki Minaj has worn in the name of getting attention, my very favorite is the thing she wore under the ... More »
Naomi Watts led me on, see.
Yeah okay, the feathers look a little mangy, like she's an exotic bird that's just finishing puberty. But I thought, "Well, if that's the worst ... More »
Are you ready to get your vote on? A refresher:While we encourage you to read all the awesome entries, the haiku finalists are:1) By Christa:I just love sushi
Salmon skin roll is ... More »
I guess the Middle Men premiere was a secret meeting place for black-transparency fetishists. First Stephanie Pratt, and now Laura Ramsey, of She's The Man fame (or infamy, ... More »
The rumors you've heard -- or spread, or ignored -- are true: Tyra Banks did indeed wear a different jumpsuit/catsuit/misbegotten lady-sheath every single week of this cycle of ... More »
(3) JENNIFER LOPEZ vs. (14) ASHLEY GREENE"Querida Ghastly Greene or whatever,"HOLA. I am Jennifer Lopez. You might remember me from EVERYTHING EVER, porque I am the QUEEN of TODO ... More »
The most distracting thing about this for me -- aside from all the eyeliner, belts, and snort pants on display -- is that I keep glancing at this too quickly and then having to ... More »
So, I guess Isabel Lucas is in Transformers 2, and was the passenger in Shia LaBeouf's infamous car accident in which he broke his hand. Apparently, she was uninjured; now, ... More »
I understand that Solange here was performing at San Francisco's gay-pride parade -- the symbolism of the rainbow colors isn't lost on me:[Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]But ... More »
This is not okay. Not even if Jennifer Hudson IS secretly knocked up, as is the tasty rumor making the rounds.[Photo: Splash News]In fact, unless she is holding up her arms in ... More »
As you all know, we used to find Rumer Willis really frustrating, as one of the primary examples of celebuspawn who often act they're entitled to their own slice of the fame pie ... More »
(2) KATY PERRY vs. (3) AGYNESS DEYNWe've seen Agyness be boyish. We've seen Agyness be shredded and dishevelled. We've seen Agyness dressed as some kind of Cirque du Soleil ... More »