I guess I did have really bad jetlag for all of 2004 because I also don't know why I did this guy OH NO I DIDN'T but seriously why am I carrying a dog? AND ALSO A PUPPY HEY-OH. Sorry, Kevin. You are actually a good dad, despite what we all said about you at the time. GOOD THING TOO BECAUSE YOU HAVE LIKE NINE KIDS WHAAAAT? Seriously, should I start putting a stand-up portion in my concerts, you guys? Check yes or no. Wait, I don't have any paper. Whatever. Let's move on.
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