A Tale of Two Fugs

Wow, Bill Murray can’t win — on either side of him is a fug onslaught:

The lass on Bill’s left, slouchy Julie Delpy, tends to be a princess of overt fug, here opting for a retina-blasting melange of color and pattern that could only flatter her figure less if it turned out to be a jumpsuit. And on Bill’s right, in a sharp contrast to Delpy, there is the fairly placid fug of Tilda Swinton — who, despite not having fallen for a stomach-turning color or pattern, did unfortunately select a dress that makes it look like she was gift-wrapped by a bored trainee in the Bloomingdale’s customer-service department.

Bill looks more cheerful about her, though, possibly because he’s hoping that if he tugs on her ribbon, a gift will present itself to him.