A Fugliful Life

Since that car is apparently about to back over her, I guess it’s a good thing Mischa Barton is decked out like a psychedelic human canary.

[Photo: WENN.com]

Unfortunately, it means everyone ELSE can see her as well.

Note to Mischa: The next time you put on your lemon-colored patent-leather bowling shoes and think to yourself, “Whatever, I’m just going to be out for a little while, and it’s dark, no one will SEE them,” remember this moment, and how even a bright jacket and a dress weeping pastel fringe couldn’t distract us from your footwear. Then immediately cuff yourself to the nearest chair and call for reinforcements.