A Hero Fugs In You

Bless Mariah Carey. She so wants us to believe this is effortless casualwear — like she was out buying Lemon Pledge and Swiffer wipes and decided to pop by TRL just to say hi.

[Photo: WENN]

It’s all very PTA Car Wash Barbie. Does that make Nick Cannon her Ken? It would at least explain the shocking — SHOCKING! — rumors of discord in their storied union. I wonder if “anatomically incorrect” is covered under “irreconcilable differences.”