A Shot At Fug With Smashing Pumpkins

First: BILLY CORGAN IS DATING TILA TEQUILA!?!??!!!!??!!1111!?!?!1111??!?! This makes me feel ALL KINDS OF WRONG, like the way I would feel if I found out that Wonder Woman was a meth addict. I’m not sure which facet of this pairing blows my mind more: that Billy Corgan is dating Tila Tequila, or that Tila Tequila is going out with Billy Corgan. You know what I mean? My preconceived notions about both of them have gone out the window, and without those to cling to, I feel that it is fairly obvious that I have nothing.

Second, did he always dress like this? All I can remember are a lot of black turtlenecks and that 1800s get-up from the “Tonight, Tonight” video.  Help me, Internet.