Academy of Country Music Awards Fug Carpet: Laura Bryna

Usually, as Jessica mentioned already, we are all over Google when it comes to the Country Music Awards and the spangly, nameless figures who scamper along the red carpet in a blur of eye-shadow. But I had no need to look up Laura Bryna. I know exactly who she is.

Meet the founding officer and current treasurer of the Texas Hairdressers’ Association Big-Time Family Fun Marching Band. She also leads the baton-twirling corps — that is, when she’s not needed to fill in on the piccolo.