Ain’t No Other Fug But You

I had hoped we were past the days of Christina Aguilera giving us all a window into her lingerie drawer. Although, even she looks sort of put-out and unimpressed — perhaps her she’s frustrated that her breasts are capable of independent and rash action, having decided to stretch a fishnet stocking over their entireties to better commit a bank robbery without capable eyewitnesses.

And she’d been doing so well lately. Was Jordan Bratman out of town? I guess it just goes to show that you can drag the girl out of the dirrty, but you can’t always drag the dirrty out of the girl.