Alex Fuggan


I’m constantly amazed by the things people find to wear.*** Take, for instance, WAG Alex Curran:

[Photo: Splash News]

Where do you FIND pants like that? The Parachute Parlor? Hammer Barn? Forever 2Legit? And once you do, HOW do you decide that the only appropriate thing to wear with them is a bejewelled suit jacket and a lace camisole over a black bra? Worse… is that lace thing ATTACHED to the pants? Does Chute ‘Em Up actually have a lingerie section? Dear GOD. Please, Hammer, don’t sell ‘em.

*** Y’all have a way better memory than I do: Behold, this outfit on Rihanna. Evidently, tme has dulled neither my confusion nor horror. 
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