All My Fugs

She looks like she’s in costume for a straight-to-DVD children’s project called Joey Potter and the Christmas Mermaid. I know — thanks to my super secret sources (called: the interwebs) — that this frock is Christian Lacroix Couture (or, as I refer to it thanks to years of AbFab, “Lacroix, sweetie darling! LACROIX!”), but the fact that it probably cost like…I don’t even know. A lot….sort of makes the fact that I originally wondered if it were another unfortunate concontion of Holmes and Stylist that much more depressing. I blame the sad little bow. It looks so limp and bored, like it’s just longing for someone to take it home and wrap it around a present.

There’s a dirty joke in there somewhere, I feel like, but I’m going to spare you.