ALMA Awards Fug Carpet: Christina deRosa

We have featured Christina deRosa before, and I couldn’t figure out who she was then, much less why she’d be invited to the ALMA Awards now. Apparently she’s been in Playboy? I feel like that can’t be it. Maybe it was because the event organizers were like, “let’s see. We really need someone who will show up looking like Princess Leia if Han Solo broke up with her and her friends dragged her out to meet someone new and forced her to wear the hooker shoes that came with her gold bikini but she previously deemed ‘too much.’”