ALMA Awards Fug Carpet: Paula Abdul

When American Idol isn’t on the air, I kind of miss Paula Abdul’s nonsensical natterings about how whichever poor slob is up to bat really made the song her own and truly spoke to the soul of the unicorns who live in her swimming pool and is a sparkling jewel in the firmament of paradise but was a little off-key. I also miss her tendency to show up wearing, like, a choker as a bra and a pair of jeans on her head. Which is why this pleases me:

Remember this look, ladies, because you’re going to see it again come fall. Or, technically, come January 1st, because I am pretty sure it’s the prototype for one of the Rose Parade’s floats this year.