Always on Fug

Feb 9, 2012 By Jessica AT 2:00 pm

Hey Ashanti,

This dress isn’t bad. Seriously. And you look great from the neck up. But do you think I could interest you in going up a size? Because I’m pretty sure something is considering popping out. So….no? No, you’re not interested. Okay. Fair enough. None of my business. Just don’t say I didn’t warn you.

 

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  1. 2:14 pm on 02/09/12
    Mary

    totally agree…definitely needed to go up a size… and maybe a tad shorter on the length of the skirt… but it’s interesting… Probably would take away a few of those bracelets too… kind of clashes in my opinion…

    And what’s with everyone wearing white toenails? It makes you look like you’re one step away from the morgue in my opinion…

  2. 2:22 pm on 02/09/12
    Francesca

    Looks like there is no referee to settle the argument:
    Left boobie, “let’s go in this direction.” vs. Right boobie, “no, I want to go the other way!”

  3. 2:25 pm on 02/09/12
    Sajorina

    What?! She’s still around? And, FUGGING IT UP? *shakes head in disbelief*

    Have fun at NY Fashion Week, FugGirls!!! God Bless!

  4. 3:26 pm on 02/09/12
    Kendra

    I think this dress is beautiful!
    …
    But SHE would look beautiful if she weren’t so accident-adjacent due both north & south. Just sayin. It’s making me nervous.

  5. 4:14 pm on 02/09/12
    Bella

    Voice of dissent, here. Looks pretty bad on her. Maybe several sizes up. Maybe a different style to cover some of that up.

  6. 4:26 pm on 02/09/12
    theotherjennifer

    gf does not have the legs for it.

  7. 4:55 pm on 02/09/12
    MF

    I totally thought this was lil’ kim for a second. disappointing.

  8. 5:16 pm on 02/09/12
    Moi

    I bet she didn’t sit down once all night.

  9. 5:19 pm on 02/09/12
    Girlin

    Complete agreement ‘theotherjennifer”…know the cuts that suit your legs..she just does not have shape for this length! I always wonder about the bodice on dresses like this – do starlets spend all night (between camera shots) hoisting them up so as not to flash? I always do when I wear a boob tube so I’ve given up! Too much work and very unsightly!

  10. 5:20 pm on 02/09/12
    vandalfan

    She’s bursting out North and South. The skirt might have worked if it sat at her waist instead of under her bodice, Empire style.

  11. 5:26 pm on 02/09/12
    anny

    What a great color. Too bad about the cut, the fit, and the mega-embellished hip-potholders or whatever those are.

  12. 5:47 pm on 02/09/12
    Lina

    yikes. She does look great from the neck up, but very little of this dress flatters her figure in any way.

  13. 5:51 pm on 02/09/12
    Laura Del Toro

    I don’t care for the dress, which kinda looks like it’s melting. I have to jump on the legs bandwagon, her’s aren’t up to it in this. All I can say is that she’s lovely and she can rock that color.

  14. 5:52 pm on 02/09/12
    Caroleena Stantonova

    Something already is popping out…her blubbery thighs!

  15. 6:01 pm on 02/09/12
    Megan

    Not only that, but she doesn’t have the thighs to wear it that short. I don’t either, that’s how I know!

  16. 6:41 pm on 02/09/12
    guerra

    the colour is great but that left leg is way to exposed & not in a good way

  17. 7:19 pm on 02/09/12
    Mahastee

    I could live with this if it was a more flattering length.

  18. 9:09 pm on 02/09/12
    Chrissy

    Well, her face and hair look lovely but that dress is not flattering. She is not at all fat, but the big slit makes her thighs look very thick. Too small dress = looking bigger than you are.

  19. 9:55 am on 02/10/12
    dannygurl

    She seems to be somewhat KK with the hair, the cheeks and the pose…am I just imagining this???

  20. 10:33 am on 02/10/12
    Endy

    She loos beautiful and that dress!

  21. 3:19 pm on 02/10/12
    yeahandalso

    Whatever happened to her? I would so much rather have her around than Rhianna

  22. 3:05 pm on 02/11/12
    Marcia Siemer Simonetta

    True story: I met my husband while we were both working at the Knoxville Riverboat Company in college in 1986. I worked in the office and he was a waiter on the boat. Except once, they needed an extra waitress and so I waited tables in, I kid you not, THIS EXACT DRESS. Ok, the bead trim and the ruching were not the same, but otherwise the waitress uniforms were golden brown satin, short, strapless, and hiked up on one side, which made reaching up to the shelves for coffee filters kind of dangerous, but I made a shitload of money that night.