AMA Fug Carpet: Carrie Underwood

American Idol winner and Faith Hill arch-rival Carrie Underwood made the classic rookie mistake of adopting one look during the Red Carpet Arrivals segment of her evening…

[i.e: Demure! Age-appropriate! Debutante-y! Butter wouldn't melt in her mouth!]

…and an entirely DIFFERENT look during the show itself:

Wow. The kid’s got great legs, but we can’t imagine she went into this event purposely planning to invoke comparisons to The Worst Award Show Outfit Ever:

Don’t they teach children history anymore? They must not, as we seem to be repeating it.