I was about to crack that she's one giant crucifix away from bursting into a chorus of "Like a Prayer" (my personal favorite Madonna tune) and then I noticed she was wearing one. Come on, Gwen. Life is a mystery. Everyone must stand alone. I hear you call my name. Etc. Also, this jacket is insane but I also want to wear it to lunch at the Polo Lounge when I am old and everything I drink is set on fire.