"Que horrible, lovers. These are the scrubby failed Mini-Jennifers, back to sing even though people kicked them off the show because they got sick of hearing them sing. And they look like vestal virgins from a planet that has an aluminum fetish and has invented very good stain sticks. Do you think I could borrow one? Because I wear a lot of white on account of how I am a beautiful angel brought down as a gift to Earth, and sometimes my Marc is messy when he taps a vein and I do not always like the smell of Oxy Clean."
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