American Fug

KRISTEN KREUK: Hi, Chris Klein.

CHRIS KLEIN: Hi, Girl from Smallville.

KRISTEN: Actually, I’m not a regular on that show anymore.

CHRIS: I don’t care.

KRISTEN: Well, I don’t care for your new hair.

CHRIS: What? It’s so luxurious!

KRISTEN: You look like the love child of Nic Cage and Noah Wyle in those movies where he’s an adventurous librarian.

CHRIS: I can’t believe you don’t think I look dashing. I’m really kind of offended.

KRISTEN: I got my hair cut, too.

CHRIS: I actually have no idea who you are, so how am I supposed to know that?

KRISTEN: Mine is sort of sassy, though. Sort of Katie Holmes-ish. Don’t you think?

CHRIS: No, I don’t — HEY. Wait a minute. I kind of do. Are you an actress?

KRISTEN: YES. My show has been on the CW since it was the WB, dude. 

CHRIS: Hold the phone.You’re a petite, brunette actress?

KRISTEN: Yes.

CHRIS: Who could potentially be cast as a sister or other blood relation of Katie Holmes?

KRISTEN: If I had a decent agent.

CHRIS: Will you marry me?

KRISTEN: Okay.

CHRIS: Third time’s a charm!