America’s Next Top Fugger

Namely, they are along the lines of, “WHAT HAPPENED TO HER FACE?” or “I was in a cab last night and CariDee was on some ad on the TV in the cab and I was like, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?” And there IS something different about her face and I’m scared it’s Botox or fillers or something — she’s so shiny, and she might just be shiny, but it might also be the weird shine you get when you’ve been screwing with your face, medically — but I can’t figure it out. I am, needless to say, a little concerned. However, in my attempt to try, I found photos of her at a Super Bowl party in 2007 and she is wearing THIS EXACT SAME WRETCHED SHORTS SUIT….except without a shirt.  So even if she is messing aroung with Dr. Frozen Face, at least progress has been made SOMEWHERE. By 2012, we might even see her in pants!