Amy Fug/Lily Fugs

“Oh, dang it,” Amy Grant appears to be thinking.

“I totally didn’t mean to wear this out of the house. What can I do to distract people from my summer weight Texas Tuxedo? I know. I’ll do The Robot.”

But Amy’s not the only one displaying an unfortunate top/bottom combination:

We’ve said oh so many complimentary things about Lily Allen in this space that I don’t feel too terribly guilty pointing out that her jeans look like those plastic pants wrestlers jog in to sweat off enough fluid to make their weigh-in, and that they’re so bunched up thanks to her customary giant trainers that she appears to be walking around on two tiny Italian sausages. Which we know is untrue, though it would be tasty.