Arden Fugl

Congratulations to Arden Wohl, whose unique approach to clubbing attire has led to the greatest invention since the historic Jump To Conclusions Mat.

[Photo: Splash News]

They appear to be Crotchtrot Pants, teaching nimble suitors how to foxtrot their way to the promised land. If the faces on her t-shirt are part of the advertisement,there are about eight satisfied customers. Sadly, if we go by her expression, Arden is not among them. Oh, but cheer up, pet — it’s almost bedtime, and when it gets here all you’ll have to do is floss and take off your boots.