ARIA Awards Fug Carpet: Clare Bowditch

Frankly, I’m not sure what to make of singer Clare Bowditch here.

But I have three pressing thoughts on the matter:

1) If you are, as advertised, “bigger than the $$,” then wearing a dress made of trash bags is an excellent way of putting said $$ where your mouth is;

2) Eyewear aficionado Kanye West is totally going to want this woman’s phone number;

3) He will have to wrestle Helena Bonham Carter for it.