“It is yo, dressed in the most expensive wrapping paper on The Block, porque tonight I am getting a gift so I wanted to give a gift, and the gift is LOPEZ. Lovers, I am, ahora, the most important humanitarian of forever, voted on by the Anthrax Foundation or whatever. And do you know why it is true, lovers? Do you know why I am getting a statue because of how I just give and give and give? It is because I am a lover, lovers.