Author Archives: Jessica

World Fug Z


Psst, Brad:

You are (presumably) not being chased by zombies anymore. Tell hair and wardrobe!

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Fugs, Fabs and Fines: MuchMusic Awards


Oh, Canada. Here’s a philosophical question for you: If there’s a Canadian music awards and Carly Rae Jepsen isn’t there, did it really happen? Or is the role of CRJ being played by Avril Lavigne, in some kind of Student Becomes the Master Becomes the Student weird switcheroo? Now that I think about it, maybe I want to see an ABC Family movie where CRJ and Avril switch bodies. Imagine what will happen to old Nickelback.

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The Recent Fugs and Fabs of Rihanna


My imaginary friendship with Rihanna goes so much more smoothly when I don’t have to Get A Grip her about Chris Brown every fifteen minutes, which is why we’re getting along so well right now. Let’s take a look at what she’s been wearing around the UK this past week.

[Photos: Pacific Coast News]

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Fug or Fab: Amy Adams


I suspect this is one of those dresses which is LOVELY in person, but photographs kinda meh — and I have my reasons, which I will elucidate shortly. What do you think?

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Fines and Fehs and Fabs: The Royal Family


Okay, THIS is Kate’s last appearance before the Glorious Appearance of the Heir, not last week’s big cruise ship christening. I’m pretty sure. I guess it stands to reason that you’re not really allowed to miss the Queen’s Birthday Celebration unless you’re in the Tower for eating the last of the palace’s peanut butter or whatever.

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Ain’t Them Fugs Saints


Don’t you wish you could be a fly on the wall in the room where everyone looked at something like this and thought, “YES. THIS. THIS IS THE ONE. THIS IS THE ANSWER.”

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