BAFTA Awards Well-Played Carpet: Kylie Minogue

It’s a miracle, you guys:

Kylie Minogue, who could probably fit into most people’s coat pockets, looks almost TALL. I love the dress on her, think the hair is a huge improvement over her bleached-blonde locks of yore, and want the shoes so badly that I am tempted to offer her some kind of trade. Like, my house. Maybe we could do a temporary swap: She can move in next time she’s in Los Angeles for however long she needs it, and I will live in my car and wear those shoes all over town and warm myself with the sun’s rays glinting off their sparkly gloriousness. Sounds fair to me.

Separately… is it just me, or is this pretty much what Madonna thinks she looks like now?