Bai Ling’s Fuggles

There are some outfits so craztacular that I worry my store of words doesn’t contain the right ingredients to appropriately comment on them. For example:

The first thought that pops into my mind is, “This is like….I mean, it’s….there are feathers? And…a bra top? And tulle? And….ruffles? And….like…they’re all…connected? AMAZING.” That is barely even a sentence, you guys. But seriously. This is MAJESTIC in its crazy. It’s like what would happen if you glued a Swan Lake figure skating costume to one of those bras Victoria’s Secret sells at Christmas for like a million dollars, because what any woman wants her beloved to spend a million dollars on, it’s definitely underwear. PLUS a foot of veiling left over from a soap opera funeral. THERE AREN’T ENOUGH WORDS FOR THAT.