SOLANGE: SAVE ME.
BEYONCE: Is this seriously really happening? Seriously? I already need another drink to deal with these two.
JAY-Z: I don’t know what Beyonce is complaining about. I am having THE BEST TIME!
KANYE: TONIGHT IS DOPE AND I’D RHYME ABOUT HOW DOPE IT IS EXCEPT HEATHER IS ON VACATION SO JUST TAKE MY WORD FOR IT.
KIM: At last! I KNEW if I just hung around long enough, I’d get to meet Beyonce and soon we’re going to be best friends! Keeping Up with the Knowlesdashians here we come!!
SOLANGE: SAVE BOTH OF US. At least Beyonce looks good:
She kept holding her skirt to the side like this — I suspect she realized that the slit was REALLY HIGH, so if she didn’t wrangle the heck out of it, she was going to flash everyone, because I think she actually has pulled the back side of the dress into her hands, as well — and it is kind of weird that one half of the dress is both sleeveless AND legless, but I decided I can live with it. Because the color is so good, she looks so happy, I like when she wears her hair like this, and I’m pretty sure she’s planning to end the Kardashians pretty soon. Let’s not get in her way.
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I hope there is some elastic hiding in that belt. Ouch.
Yikes, Kim’s makeup was blended by my 12 year old.
kim is gorgeous
B is KILLING it. And that hair makes me so happy.
Not that I particularly care for either of them, but somehow I find the idea of KANYEDASHIAN to be surprisingly natural, as if something in the universe has finally aligned.
I agree with that. They are both equally rich and equally fame-whoreish, so they make sense together. (He is more talented than she is, but that’s okay.)
It’s Kismet!
I like the idea of them dating because it almost certainly increases the chances of them dying simultaneously. Like in a freak accident or plane crash or something. Fingers crossed!
I totally agree Jules and Jessica.
Kimye was destined for each other, they can spend the rest of their lives together trying to out fame whore each other, in a fun “Hey Honey, check out the crazy sh#* I did today!” way.
LOVE the side eye B is giving them. You know Jay caught hell from her when they got home. “I CANNOT believe you made me sit with those matching outfit wearing fools!!”
I would be thrilled if they spent the next 50-odd years lightheartedly trying to one-up each other’s antics.
For some random reason I love Kanye. He is really talented.
And Beyonce looks AMAZING! That hair is gorgeous! I am officially dying of envy.
I’m sorry, but your comment is so foolish. You’re envious of a bloody weave!
so what?!
it’s a nice weave and actually i have hair with that exact texture and it’s REAL! just not as awesome
I love it when celebrities give me hope about having a giant mess of unruly curls atop my head. Not that I’ll really be able to ever make mine look like this, but there’s hope.
I seriously adore the side-eye that B is giving to Kim. That is just priceless.
That’s just what I was thinking — total B side-eye. I love her for it.
Nope not convinced about dress, looks like she took a curtain and than cut out one side and she had all this left over at the back which was suppose to be the train, which she ended carrying like a clutch bag the whole night. Solange smirked and said you look great & laughed the whole night.
Oh thank G-d! The voice of sanity!. I was afraid the dark forces had taken over completely.
I think this deserves the crotchtacular tag for Kanye’s pants, the crotch is almost level with his knees for crying out loud.
Think the runway version of this is a one-legged jumpsuit, which would explain why she’s holding onto that leg for dear life; she’s worried it’s going to run off to find the other one! Just when you think they can’t make something fuglier than a two-legged jumpsuit, amirite?
Love this color, just not on Bey.
B’s dress is fug. If she has to walk around holding onto to part of it, something isn’t right. Too bad we can’t see Solange.
Beyonce looks great. I love the dress, despite the one-sleeve and sky-high slit, and I think if the slit were just a little lower it would be perfect. I love the color and her hair.
I enlarged the photo after someone above mentioned makeup blending. Did you see Kim’s earrings?
K W. Ewwww.
The colour of her face defies description, how she got that white dress on without smearing it with foundation is beyond me.
I’ve been reading this blog for 5 years, and I JUST learned you can blow up the photo by clicking on it. You all would fear for society if you knew what I do for a living. *facepalm*
Dude, Artemis, you are not alone. I’ve been reading this since 2005 and just found out, like, a month ago. I feel like a jeenyuss.
oh BOY….I just learnt it from this post *blush*
Kim has in KW earrings. KW EARRINGS.
That dress on Beyonce is awful.
I am buffaloed. What can the standards be here?
Anything you have to hold onto at all times is not well cut, well fitted, or flattering. I hate the oversized weave; it completely overpowers her beautiful face. The disco-ball belt and leprechaun shoes are just victimizing my eyeballs. This whole outfit looks to me like something out of Xanadu, except I might be insulting the fashions in that film monstrosity.
I do, however, like her very much, and sincerely root for her to defeat the KimYe!
Also, it’s hilarious how Jay-Z is just fine with everything.
“I do, however, like her very much, and sincerely root for her to defeat the KimYe!”
Without a doubt, I believe in the power of B. Like Emily Thorne on “Revenge,” I have a feeling that B is dialing up her guru, Tina Turner, for sound advice and is sharpening her ninja skills even as we speak. And Beyonce will vanquish the Kanyashian menace in fine Armani and stilettos, completing their destruction in time for evening cocktails with Tina in Saint-Tropez to celebrate.
Heh, “Kanyashian menace” is awesome. And I love the mental image of Beyoncé and Tina Turner having drinks in a lovely, exotic location, like spies having a secret meeting! Well played.
I love Solange’s face in the first picture.
They all look fine/whatever to me, until I get to Kanye. All white with a shirt made that looks like a padded cell? Asylum Chic?
I was just about to post about Kim’s KW earrings. So glad I’m not the only (horrified) person to notice. Oy to the vei with these two.
I want to see what Solange is wearing.
Either that is a different belt that Beyonce is wearing onstage (from the sitting photo), or she’s moved it around to a different position.
The way it’s shown onstage would be incredibly painful to wear whilst sitting.
“I’D RHYME ABOUT HOW DOPE IT IS EXCEPT HEATHER IS ON VACATION SO JUST TAKE MY WORD FOR IT.” Oh god, I’m laughing so hard, I can’t breathe!
Solange is the only winner here, because she can divorce her self from Kimye horror show.
Kim’s got an Andes Candies wrapper at her feet. FYI.
There is some major sisterly mental telepathy happening between Solange and Beyonce in that first photo and if I were Jay-Z I’d put all the kitchen knives at the crib on total lockdown.
I LOVE it when she wears her hair like this.
Also – after watching pictures of her around Kim come out, I’m not sort of terrified to meet her. Like if she didn’t like you, she would smile, but in her eyes there would be DISDAIN.
Did you guys watch the video of Beyonce getting up to accept to award? Jay-Z hugs everybody, then blatantly overlooks Kim Kardashin and barely taps her on the arm. It was beautiful.
I’m not liking the dress as much when she’s holding the train, but when she was moving around, it flowed beautifully. Great color, and I love her hair. I just wish she’d stop blonde-ing it up so much.l
Love the hair. Love the dress color, drape, and the futuristic waist plate. She looks like a neoclassical superhero.
No. That dress makes Beyonce so sallow, she’s sucked all the green from the material. The dress is actually chartreuse, not yellow. Any other colour and she would have looked fantastic.
This photo makes me laugh, you can see Kim looks like “Ok, EVERYTHING this man says is hilarious to me, it HAS to be for this to work.”
Solange looks so unimpressed and Beyonce is giving Jay-Z the side eye, like “REALLY? It wasn’t funny, at all.”
Once again, it’s a WEAVE!!!!
B, is definitely in the “what is this child talking about?” space. The only things better would be the side-eye while throwing back the drink as though she needs it to tolerate that foolishness. And Solange isn’t even trying to hide her disgust…
No!!!!!!!!!! the belt is made for She-ra or some other superhero…..
poor Solange>
OK wow, is all. So many disparaging remarks about people. I personally love Kim K’s style and thinks she looks fabulous! We should all be so lucky. And as for Beyonce’s dress, it’s wrong on so many levels. The hate level in regards to Kim never ceases to amaze me. Don’t like her, don’t look! And I also love how everyone has crept into the mind of Beyonce and knows what she’s thinking, you’re all so talented!!!
Alyce – have you ever *been* to this site before? Obvs, you don’t know the premise. Go find US Weekly’s website, or wherever it is they worship celebrities beyond objectivity. Toodles!
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Beyonce could use a short lesson on how to sit when in public. (Legs together, always).