BET Awards Fug Carpet: Omarosa

I feel like things with Omarosa have been quiet. TOO quiet. She’s got to be up to something, right?

Judging by this, it’s a reality project entitled Glinda The Good Bitch, where she runs around Oz in various twee, bubblegum-hued prom dresses, committing random acts of rudeness on behalf of others — all to prove there is profound social merit in acting like an imperious jerk with a royalty complex. Come to think of it, that would make a great companion piece to Paris Hilton’s Neverending Search For A New Temporary BFF Who Isn’t Attractive Enough To Cockblock Her But Isn’t So Ugly That Paris Has To Pretend To Care About The Person Within. I shall set my DVR.