BET Awards Fug or Fab: Alicia Keys

Still love the hair. From the neck up, she looks awesome. But THIS SEEMS SHORT. Like…is she wearing ….shorts under this? She is, right? She has to be. Because, otherwise…. otherwise, let’s just say that Ms. Keys is playing with fire, and by “fire,” I mean, “the possiblity of flashing everyone.”  Who would have thunk we’d find ourselves praying for short shorts, by the way? But when I must choose between the normally crotchularly sensible A. Keys realizing that she is, in fact, not someone who’s much of a flasher — AND THANK YOU FOR THAT, ALICIA — and choosing wee tiny shorts, and the idea that she might have lost her mind and decided to throw caution to the wind with this teeeeny little mini, well…..