BET Awards You Make the Call: Alicia Keys

Jun 26, 2008 By Jessica AT 10:11 am

You know how there are those days when you totally don’t know what to wear and you wish you could just bring like four outfits to work or whatever and change it all? Alicia Keys actually did that at the BETs. First, we’ve got her pink cocktail dress on the red carpet:

Which I think I love. Yes, I WILL give you a congratulatory fist bump you over this dress, Alicia. Thank you for offering.

Then we had the performance outfit:

Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t this wig a bit…Nelly Furtado Circa Last Year-esque? Don’t get me wrong: it’s cute. I love a bang. But look. You’re Alicia Keys. You have like 80 Grammys. Nelly Furtado should be trying to impersonate YOU. You know what I mean? Also, PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP WEARING YOUR PANTS SO DAMN TIGHT. You’re in great shape (like, check out those guns) and you HAVE a great shape, but give an inch once in a while.  I JUST WANT YOUR CALVES TO BREATHE FREE. THAT’S ALL I WANT.

And then, finally, we got this:

If you insist. I love the hair, but I think those appliqués once lived above the sofas in the lobby of a mid-level motel in Newport Beach.

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