Better Played, Katie Holmes

Y’all, I think there’s been a breakthrough: Check out what Katie Holmes wore to rehearsal today.

[Photo: INFDaily.com]

No pegged jeans in sight. VICTORY IN OUR TIME. Sure, it may be temporary, but I’m having a giddy ask-and-ye-shall-receive moment here; we suggested a maxi dress and we got one (not that I think we had anything to do with it, since I doubt Katie is ever given permission to surf the Internet for anything other than rare, out-of-print L. Ron Hubbard books). I’m so relieved that you’re free of your outmoded-pants prison, Katie, that I won’t even start a pregnancy rumor, I promise. I’m just going to enjoy the fact that we can be friends again. You can come over and we’ll paint our fingernails and talk about boys and watch reruns of Dawson’s Cree… um, I mean, Felicity. And maybe make you a wig out of pipe cleaners so that you’ve got that awesome bob back. See you tonight! Bring cash for pizza.