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A Scene From the Life of Beyonce:

BEYONCE: So what are you saying?

BEYONCE’S CONCERNED STAFF MEMBER:  Those pants were in your dressing room for a reason.

BEYONCE: Pants?

BCSM: We TALKED about how you weren’t going to wear hot pants any more.  Remember?

BEYONCE: I would never have agreed to that. I’m the president of the American branch of the International Society for the Promotion of Short Shorts.

BCSM: I don’t even think that exists.

BEYONCE: I can forward you the newsletter.

BCSM: Can you please just go change into something that doesn’t make you look like you forgot to wear bottoms?

BEYONCE: I just don’t think that’s ever going to happen.