Oh, Rihanna. You are such a chameleon.
For instance, you attempted a Disembodied Hand Orgy…
… and a simulation of being in the stirrups, possibly because all those disembodied hands were poking out of a Gynecology Graveyard…
… and some kind of coat-blouse with high-waisted pants, as if you run your own successful chain of laser-hair-removal boutiques…
… and then suddenly you are a refugee from an episode of Empty Nest. Your range is really quite astonishing.
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I wish she would just disappear to a galaxy far, far away, never to be seen or heard again.
she looks like she is from the porn version of Bones, which would presumably also be called Bones.
those top photos are trash-ey. where is the class?!?
Wow – I’m impressed by your ability to namecheck “Empty Nest. So old school! Do you remember when they had that crossover promotion about the big storm that blew through Golden Girls then Empty Nest then Nurses??? No?? OK, I’m old and have way too much of my grey matter devoted to worthless TV pop culture facts.
Also love Willow’s post above…
oh, pooh-pooh Fug Girls. she looks especially gorgeous in that white suit, you’ve gotta kidding me. If Swinton were in that white suit you’d be singing its praises!
She does a frighteningly good Kristy McNichol imitation!
oh my god, i miss empty nest!
Lol @Willow!
She looks fine, I think. I like the starkness of the white against her beautiful skin and crazy hair.
I’ve seen her crotch more times then I’ve seen my own..Im done.
Never mind this mess! Where is the shout out to Joan Collins for her birthday?????!!!
What she’s wearing in that first photo…it reminds me of one of my handbags, somehow, which is kind of inexplicable.
I actually like what she’s wearing in the second photo. Fits her perfectly. She looks simply gorgeous in that one.
can we take a minute to discuss how and why Tom Sawyer got someone to paint her legs?
She looks like a Clinque lady who forgot to button her blouse
I LOVE Empty Nest!
I really really really love her hair like this.
@ abc: “She looks like a Clinique lady who forgot to button her blouse” OH SNAPZ.
Those pants were more heinous on screen. God. I think they were modified hammer pants or dhotis–there was definite ballooning when she walked, and they’re two smidges too short. but yes to the hair!
i really, really, really hate her hair like this. She looks good in white , though that suit is not good.
I’m not loving the hair either, but she looks far better in her white pantsuit than Halle Berry a few days back.
@Willow, the porn version of Bones would do a voice-change — the way your GPS does, say, when it comes up with a name like “PILOT KNOB ROAD.”
Going all throaty. But just for a second. Like: What? Was I the only one who heard that?
@Susie Q, I love you.
I feel Rihanna is channeling Ann Margaret circa Grumpier Old Men in the last photo.
@Willow LMAO!
I think she looks nice in the 3rd picture!
geez I hate that hair color. I miss the old blond bangs Riri.
Did you watch this performance? I swear I’m not a prude but I had to change the channel. Why I need a close-up of someone’s crotch is beyond me.
Doesn’t look too far off from anything I’ve seen her wear lately (i.e. it’s weird).
@ Kathleen Trail: YES!
What happened to the sweet girl who just wanted the DJ to turn the music up? Don’t even want to take the time to comment on this trash.
Yes, mj! Let’s talk more about Joan Collins! Please!
I assume she’s shooting for “edgy” with that first outfit, but I just find it uninteresting. Looks like something you’d see in those catalogs that sell cheap stripper outfits that are supposed to be sexy but are really just stupid looking. Yawn. And that ridiculous clown hair is definitely a wig.
Did anyone else when seeing her in the white get up think “Jane Fonda!” Bright red hair aside, Fonda would totally wear that entire outfit.
The second outfit is totally what an Olsen Twin would wear on the beach. In fact, she probably did beat up Mary-Kate and stole her outfit – leaving her to huddle under Ashley’s caftan (which, thankfully, is more than big enough to house both of them. And probably 6’5″ me.)
That last photo, OMG. Too much. Like Paula Poundstone or some kind of be-shoulder-padded 80s comedienne, no?
I’ll go on record as saying I loved what she wore on the red carpet. I LOVE her hair, and the whole outfit is just .. her. In a (actually) more toned down way than she usually has. I dig it.
i kind of like the white suit
I like the suit in the first pic but it looks too big in the second. Her wig looks to big too. It is a wig isn’t it? And I love her boots.
Gynecology Graveyard.
Sorry, it was just worth repeating. Good band name btw.
Willow’s post says it all. As does Gynecology Graveyard…bwahahaha!
Empty Nest = guffaw.