Bionic Fug

So, here’s the thing:

When your dress is bright pink, it’s not in your best interest to match your makeup to it, unless your goal is to look as though you spent the whole party in the bathroom crying. Point the second: When you’re wearing a bright pink dress that may somewhat recall the glory days of middle school, it’s probably not advisable to wear your hair in a way which similarly brings to mind things like cafeteria food, slumber parties, spelling tests and/or four-square. Unless, of course, you are in middle school, in which case: please do carry on. But if you’re Michelle Ryan here, I think things might have gone somewhat more successfully if she’d just hopped back in the shower and started over.