Bleeding Fug

I feel somewhat bad for Leona Lewis here:

[Photo: Splash]

Perez Hilton’s birthday party — which she is attending in this picture — appears to have featured a carnival theme of some sort, which meant that Katy Perry showed up wearing a spangly romper, and Mel B, like, carried a whip, and everyone else just looked fairly normal (and, actually, one could argue that Mel B and Katy Perry looked the way they usually do as well). Poor Leona must have felt like Bridget Jones in that scene in Bridget Jones I: Original Sauce where she believes she’s attending a Tarts and Vicars party, but she is in fact essentially the only Tart in evidence, because it’s NO LONGER a theme party, and it’s all very AWKWARD. And this is even worse, because instead of looking cute — if shockingly under-dressed, a la Ms Jones — poor Leona is dressed as a Sad Clown. Sad, Wrinkly, Clown. Sad, Wrinkly, High-Waisted Clown. Sad, Wrinkly, High-Waisted, Tragic Clown. And there is no such thing as a Sad, Wrinkly, High-Waisted, Tragic
Clown party for a REASON.