Singer Blu Cantrell is giving up the music and joining Stars on Ice!
Or was it Stars on Crack? God, I can’t find that press release.
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I wonder if that picture was taken from high up or something – she looks kind of dwarfy or something.
Uh oh….looks like Beyonce’s mother is at it again!!!
oh. my. GAWD. does bai ling know about this outfit?
Oh lord, I kid you not, I had a barbie that looked EXACTLY like that. EXACTLY. Only I think that her shoes were blue. Yeah.
I loved that doll. But then again, 11 1/2 INCH POSEABLE DOLLS CAN GET AWAY WITH FASHION RISKS THAT YOU CANNOT. Blu, are you listening?
here i was thinking that her ‘debut’ in black tail magazine was a low point…this lil get-up surpasses that. from the awful ‘barbie’ play wig…to the frightful ‘my lil princess’ shoes. the mariah carey ‘butterfly album cover’ stance is not cool either.
she has no c.d., she is not in the new issue of ‘has been artists showin’ their tail’ magazine…disappear. just disappear. please.
How is she still everywhere when she doesn’t do anything anymore???
“BLU! Oh aunt Bluuuu… wanna play dress up? You do?! Yay! OK. Here. Put on my Harem Girl Wedding Gown that mommy bought me for Halloween last year. Ohhh, pretty! Now here’s the plastic tiara that my big sister got for being homecoming queen last fall. So cute! Now squat down a little bit while I turn on the wind machine that makes your fly around your face like a Superwoman wannabe…”
Case in point – never let your legally blind nine year old niece take over your stylist’s job. See Lil’ Kim for more information.
first off, are her extentions attached to that crown? second, is she auditioning for the new wonder woman movie? i’ve been racking my mind trying to think who would make a good wonder woman — joss whedon, are you reading this??? here’s your girl!!!! let’s just hope that when she’s done spinning, her new outfit, um, isn’t as fugly as this lace-print oh god what is it? it is so damned fugly. and those shoes? honey, payless is a fine place to shop IF YOU ARE NOT RICH AND FAMOUS. which, i think you might be.
She’s managed to find a dress that makes her beautiful body look all bunchy and weird. How does she manage it all the time? How many man hours are put into looking for the outfits that chop up her body and make her look out of proportion? It’s gotta take a long time to find something that does it that badly.
This looks like she bought one of those “Princess” Halloween costumes at the drugstore for $5.95 (“Lifelike Wig Included!”) and then decided to wear it to a professional event.
Or maybe she made the “dress” out of a plastic tablecloth and some gift-wrap ribbon.
To me, the shoes are the high point of the outfit. Sure, they’re skank-ho shoes from the Frederick’s of Hollywood catalogue, but they’re the only piece of the ensemble that looks like it was actually made in a factory for regular street wear.
Recipe for this dress:
1.Borrow one old wedding dress from 2001.
2. Get out your scissors and cut the dress into varying lengths of scraps.
3. Find the remnants of an old costume jewelry rhinestone pin in the 50-cent bin at the Salvation Army.
4. Make the breast cups for your bikini-type top out of the train of the wedding dress.
5. Attach metallic blue gift-wrap ribbon to the bikini-type top to provide straps for tying the dress to your body.
6. Loop the entire dress through the rhinestone pin.
Voila! Be sure to stop at Frederick’s of Hollywood for the PERFECT shoes to complete the look.
Sweet holy hand grenade on a stick!!
There needs to be a Fug Patrol at these events, w/one of us holding a sign up in the back that says: “WTF?!?” and “Oh, HELL no!”.
Also, she looks like a man.
A man in a cheap child’s Halloween costume.
This is just so NOT a good look.
Oh JINX SJSB. We were totally mind-melding about the gift-wrap ribbon and the Frederick’s shoes.
Jupiter:
You beat me to it with the Frederick’s shoes comment
Okay, let’s get one thing straight. As an adult woman, you are only allowed to wear a tiara if you are A) Getting married that day, B) Just crowned Miss America/Universe/Hawaiian Tropic, or C) Actually Royalty. Unless that is the ugliest wedding gown ever, Blu is not fulfilling any of these requirements.
She needs a new hit-’em-up stylist.
Blu’s wig is coming up from behind to grab her in a choke hold!
The toenail polish makes me think of gangrene.
aaawnnh!
She looks so cute and purdy all dressed up for her 4 year old birthday party!
They are going to play pin the tail on the pinyatta.
hmmn or on second thought she came from a b-day party where they played ‘Spin the meth pipe’or ‘Jab the needle!’
Um. I have no response to that. Me, I’m perfectly and utterly speechless, and that’s no mean feat. Ouch, ugh FUG!
“Kids, what happened to the tablecloth? . . . Goddammit, Blu, not again!”
She lost a lot of weight, and she wore THIS!? THIS?!?
It looks like she probably sat at her mirror combing her hair and saying “i’m a PRETTY PRETTY princess, I’m so pretty, I’m PRETTY!”
That weave is going to fly away if she doesn’t stop doing that.
It’s nice of her to provide not one, but two visual reminders of her name in this ensemble. Just in case we forget, we can glance at her boobs or her toes for a clue.
Esther, you win the Morning Monitor Spew Award! *Fabulous* idea!
By the way, whatever shall Heather and Jessica do about fugging Lil’ Kim when she goes away to the Big House?
I think this was photo was taken while she was on her way to her day job as Princess Jasmine at Disneyland. Someone suffocate her in the magic carpet, please.
When I was a little girl I wanted to be a princess.
Apparently so did blue, of course she had other dreams of wealth, fame, the occasional pole dance as well. How inspiring that she was able to convey all this in one outfit. I just threw up in my mouth a little.
For Immediate Release
Premiering March 18: PRETTY IN BLU
Singer Blu Cantrell remakes the 80s classic with her signature color scheme. Iona and Duckie are back to help this curiously funky, poor, but morally stellar girl from the wrong side of the tracks rise above the bad, bad richies to triumph in a home-made dress thanks to drunk Dad’s dumpster diving.
The tiara really makes this outfit.
She’s wearing a kitchen garbage bag and a tiara.
This outfit is so psychotically fugly (oh, yeah and the blue contacts are SO 1985)that all I can say is ugh . . . just, ugh.
I am with HoneyT and Stoli on this one. This girl has exactly one minor hit single to her credit and that was several years ago. She must be shtupping someone major otherwise she would have been consigned to the dried up video ho pile a long time ago.
I am not even going to attempt to discuss the Morticia Addams weave.
Things that make you go hmmm…..was she trying to look like the Adidas logo? Note how the bodice of the “outfit” mimics the Adidas logo in the background as does the color.
Is it just me or does her body look ODDLY disproportionate in this picture? I mean, her chest and shoulders look like they belong on someone at least a foot taller, her body from the hips down looks like it belongs to someone at least a foot shorter. All in all, she looks about 4 feet tall here don’t ya think? Maybe she was wanting to dress accordingly? My three year old is only a couple inches from four feet tall, so this dress kind of fits right in. (Yes, I have a beautiful Amazon for a daughter).
I’ve never seen a drag queen with such bad taste and cheap execution.
I dare you to look at the top half of this picture and tell me that’s not a Dallas Cowboy dressed up as one of his own cheerleaders.
Blu is actually playing a very whorey Jasmine in the new Julie Traymor live action “adults only” production of Disney’s “Aladdin” at the Pantages Theatre.Robin Williams,who is reprising his role as the genie, will have the audience rolling in the aisles when he does an “R” rated comic riff regarding how Aladdin(played by Val Kilmer)was riding on HER magic carpet-or how she rubbed his “lamp” and made his wish come true-(and that last part didn’t even take place on stage)or what kind of hilarity ensues when the evil Jafar wishes for an eight inch pianist. Tickets are on sale now!!
those blue toenails are practically puke-worthy. GROSS!
She looks like the little mermaid’s slutty sister, Fugiel, right after she got her new legs–look at her learn to walk!
Although, I guess it makes sense to walk knock-kneed in that dress…you don’t want someone to get the wrong idea just because you showed up in public with role-playing hooker accessories and a glorified bikini as a dress.
Will one hit wonders never cease?
When is someone going to tell black chics that wearing ice-blue contacts makes them looke like creatures from another planet and is not attractive? Are you listening Lil’ Kim? From your prison cell?
It’s like she tried to do her version of Wonder Woman!
Maybe she’s standing like that because too much fake hair is making her knees wobbly?
When you’re wearing the “just like real hair” extensions from CVS, it is REALLY not a good idea to go all Farrah Fawcett and start flinging those things around. It’s just going to highlight some unfortunate facts: the extensions are in fact not “just like real hair;” the extensions do not match the real hair on the top of your head; the extensions look like My Little Pony Hair in Glossy Black; and the “tiara” used to clip on the extensions has pulled to the side, showing off the contrast between your real hairline and your fake ass extensions.
Cool! A it’s the new Little Mermaid lifesize poseable action figure! “When Murial turns human and learns to walk”…where’s the little crawfish dude?
I have never heard of this person, but judging by the outfit, the broad shoulders, the weave, the fake boobs and the chicken legs….I assume it’s a tranny.
Elayne, I think they’re probably going to have to pay someone on the inside with cigarettes and breast implants.
Was her hair sprayed to stay that way or is there a fan blowing in her face?
I don’t particularly care for her dress, or her hair or the way she’s fashioned her legs for the photo, or even the fancy bondage cuffs, but she is pretty… Bai Ling is not. Ling is fugly skank personified.
Every time I see this, it seems less and less possible that an adult human being could wear these items to a professional event.
So stupid and cheesy-looking. So unflattering.
I seriously see multiply-addicted homeless people in better outfits asking for change in the subway.
Holy pee-dance, Batman.
Somebody else already said MY LITTLE PONY,
So I guess I’ll just have to say that I boiled my little sisters MY LITTLE PONY. It didn’t really do anything so I threw it on the roof. In the spring, When my step-dad was cleaning out the raingutters. He threw it down. My sister saw it and cried. then I felt bad.
That’s what I thought of when I saw that picture. It made me feel bad.
I’m curious as to whether people didn’t notice the iced-out wrist bands, and subliminally made the Wonder-Woman connection, or just had the decorum not to mention them.
Just in case there are any celebs reading: you need *actual* super-powers in order to pull off dressing like a super-hero. Having lots of money, good make-up, and/or a good producer who can create the impression that you can sing does not count as a super-power.
I saw this “outfit” and suddenly I could hear Peabo Bryson singing in the distance…
Also, Audrey Hepburn can do tiaras, sister, and you can’t. And you about to fall off those shoes.
Sweet wig. She looks like she is on her way to Glamour Shots before her junior high prom.
yes, jer, i saw the cuffs and thought of wonder woman. then, when she was turning like that, combined with my current obsession with trying to decide who should be cast in the new movie, it all just fit together serendipitously.
and you are so on point about her powers not being at all super.
Oh my…. this looks like some horrible 80′s Barbie dress, lol! I wonder if she has plastic panties on under there??
Blu Can’tdress
This outfit is so gadunk gadunk, I think I am going to swoon.
Her body looks great…from the waist up. Her legs look like chicken skewers. And the dress? Words are gone, baby. A whole dictionary fell out of my brain.
I think the wristbands are indeed indicative of her superhero powers. What powers, you ask? Why, her hands are magnetic. See?
“By the forces of the wind…I am ISIS!
Now…where is my amulet? Shazam, where did you put my bling, bitch?”
“She’s wearing a kitchen garbage bag”
Haha, the type with the color-coded drawstrings… Yellow for small, red for medium and blue for oversized. Pull, seal and dispose…
I’ve heard one song by this woman. She dresses better than she sings, and she obviously can’t dress…
She does look like a tranny… from the waist up. She looks F.O.T… Fresh off the (operating) Table. From the waist down, she looks like Bai Ling. And maybe she did get the dress from Tina Knowles. I guess it was one of Tina’s first attempts at sewing. Or maybe it’s one of those halloween costumes that come in a box…
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While her outfit is indeed fuggerific, y’all can’t fault her for her eye color. She does indeed have blue eyes, no contacts for Blu. However, that does not excuse matching her toe nails to the same color. For shame.
Bad cosplay idea, Blu. Bad.
At least you mastered the art of Hair Levitation, young anime-ish Jedi. But please, Princess Leia did it better in her tin bikini.
Sweet Jesus, that is the most ill fitting bikini top/asymetrical skirt/cut away waisted/ribbon belted/embroidered dress I’ve ever seen….of course it’s also the only one I’ve ever seen and the only one I ever hope to see. Did her boobs shrink on the way to the event?
Her hair reminds me of that Dancerella doll that you could yank her ponytail/tiara thingy and make the hair grow and then snatch it all the way up and it would magically disappear. Perhaps she had one as a child and that is the inspiration.
I just realised something that is a very small justification for her clothes. The blue accents on her Vacuum Cleaner Bag bra kit match the Adidas logos on the wall in the background.
Corporate whoring is NEVER good for your sartorial senses, Blu. Shame on you.
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She’s kind of irrelevant,non?
She sort of looks like she’s getting ready to squat and pee.
People, Blu is Hott!! Really!!! Hott!!!! Now if she would learn to preen and to pose so she could look snotty like me…. You all just need to calm down, stop the envy, and get a life. Bye.
Just another fine example of how much hip hop culture contributes to the cultural demise of the American culture.
Oh, hell no! Some where a stylist is being taken out and shot as I type this. It’s so hard to point out what’s wrong with a look when everything is wrong. Let’s see– how about we start with the skirt which is having an identity crisis. Is it long or short? There are four verifiable hem lengths on this monstrosity, and the back may have two more, it’s hard to tell from the picture. Add in the Wonder Woman manacles (GMTA on this forum), the bra top (which will increase the duration of my therapy I’m sure) and you have a truly craptastic outfit… but wait! There’s more! Who could forget the tiara? You know, the one she shouldn’t be wearing in the first place– and worse yet is sitting two inches too far up on her head? Yeah that one. Add in the spiked heel Dr. Sholl sandals, and WOW it’s hard to get worse than this… unless you’re Bai Ling…
This is the skirt equivalent of a mullet — short in the front, long in the back. Please someone point me to a picture of a mullet skirt that doesn’t look like Bitch Camaro with racing stripes.
I see that Blu Cantrell tried to do a “Pretty in Pink” on a Fashion Bug dress. Dummy, you’re supposed to get the dress from your kooky record store boss, not a drag queen. Duh.
it looks like another makeover by miss.mariah carey gone very, very wrong! can anybody say brassy mermaid overload?
Rawrg!
I shall now try to envelope you with my magical fairy powers and hypnotize you with my boobs which resemble two poofy pastries.
I look at this, and can’t help saying to myself:
“OOOOOH, MIGHTY ISIS (Isis! Isis! Isis!)!!!!”
Remember when Lucy and Ethel both got the same dress to wear on a TV show, they ended up ripping each others dress while on singing on the show.. I think this chick ran into Bai Ling back stage and they had at it..
WTF is this? Just proves my point – people in show business have no fucking taste. Left to their own devices, it’s a nightmare…BTW, didn’t JLo fire her stylist? She got no look these days…
And the POSE!!! Jesus, is she outweighted by her hair extensions (hideous!) or, maybe, outbalanced by her lame shoes or simply wishing desperately to not to pee on the red *checking if it is really red* oops! BLUe carpet (totally her cue for dressing up as the Ice QeerQueen).
Blu looks like a Drag-queen in that outfit. But then again, I don’t think any drag-queen would be caught dead in that dress, if you want to call it that.
My god, she looks like a black version of Smurfette.
I admire Blu’s use of a drawstring kitchen trashbag as a top and a super fancy shower curtain as a skirt. But the tiara looks like she got it at the 99 Cent store in a set that includes fa matching necklace and fake fingernails on plastic fingertips.
I admire Blu’s use of a drawstring kitchen trashbag as a top and a super fancy shower curtain as a skirt. But the tiara looks like she got it at the 99 Cent store in a set that includes fa matching necklace and fake fingernails on plastic fingertips.
Ummm…maybe I’ve been living under a rock, but could some one tell me just who she is and maybe why she looks like a She-Ra doll?
“Ummm…maybe I’ve been living under a rock, but could some one tell me just who she is and maybe why she looks like a She-Ra doll?”
Rents are high these days, so under a rock might be an attractive option for many twenty-somethings! Her name is Blu Cantrell, she’s a singer who had one hit (“Hit ‘Em Up Style”, 2001), and the reason she looks like a She-Ra doll is that she’s wearing a child’s Halloween costume to a professional event. No, I don’t know why. Perhaps the past four years of careerlessness have warped her brain somehow.
You know how sometimes a star or “star” will wear something that just blows your mind? You reel in shock as the horror hits you: the senseless abuse of couture… the tragic waste of a $7,000 gown budget!
Except, she can’t have spent more that $12.99 on that.
I don’t know what’s worse: seeing superior craftsmanship and materials blighted by bad design, or seeing really crappy craftsmanship and materials blighted by bad design. It makes me sad that she could afford to wear the best –even something hideous, but well-made– and she chose this thing, which looks like a home-ec project.
EWWW that dress shows off how too skinny she is!!! gross
Someone should inform Blu that scurvy can now be avoided by eating plenty of iron…
there are shades of Wonderwoman in her hair but her outfit is pure Christmas Tree Fairy-meets-Russian bodybuilder of questionable gender. This dress makes Tina Knowles look like Alexander McQueen.
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Bwah, Lucky!!
Now, THAT’s a shower curtain. Love the shower curtian hook keeping it all together!
Oh NO! Did you ladies photoshop that mess on her? What in the HELL? Little Wonder Mermaid Woman
She looks like a scary Disney cartoon character ..ahh ahhh. So unreal
could someone please explain this new knees knocking turned in toe waif stance that is becoming so popular with our loveable borderline anorexic “celebritys”. or is it they’re starting to collapse and this is a desperate attempt to remain upright.
someone overnight a big sandwich to her. don’t hold the mayo. please.
I like the combination My Little Pony that is attempting to stand for the first time while still covered with lily white placenta — it explains so many things. . .
Those of us who were not born beautiful, would kill for that body, those eyes, and that skin….Is that all this gorgeous woman can think of doing with what God gave her? It´s a sin! I hope she doesn´t burn in hell for it.
u ppl have no lives making fun of a woman way better looking than all u fags and way more talented. die like there’s no tomorrow.
Ever tried opening your eyes? Blu looks great and a damnsight better than any of you lot ever will. Get over it!!!
how beautiful does she look? totally babelicious
but on a personal note. do you people [ im not even sure that you are ]have lifes? or are you that scared of real life that you sit at a computer all day? did your attempts to get into the music industry fail that bad that you rip real singers so you feel better? or maybe your jealous? clearly theres something wrong with the lot of you..go on dr phil or something..you’ll get all the attention you want there!
blu looks awesome..and for the records- SHE’S FLICKING HER HAIR BACK!!!!!!
you dumb cunts
put it this way-that dress would have cost more then all of your clothes put 2geda!
so leave off and keep on stickin yo fingers up ur asses
yall jus actin lyk dis cuz ya’z look lyk da fat controller off thomas the tank engine! hollawereimat, wannabeblu, concerned citizen, grace & hayley- yall keepin it real..GO BLU
I’m glad people find so much time to bitch about celebrities so they make a whole website dedicated to just that. Jelousy won’t get you anywhere in life. I think you all need to take a rain check cause you bitches can’t talk shit about anybody, nevermind the beautiful Blu Cantrell.
GAY
Go look in da mirror n maybe u will see that u reli ugli n this whole blacktail thang iz soooooo sad! i mean if anything thats like a good thing! if yo reli sit ere all dai wankin ova celebs you wish u were why dnt u go n make summin of yo lives……
no wait if u sit infront of a pc 4 hours u go blind so i guess that iz wot appened 2 y’all! if y’all wanna hate on blu go do it in sum otha place ! k
blu keep goin girl u got it goin on !
cough cough WANKERZ! cough
laterz
cough!
LOSERZ!
cough oooooo reli need to get sum pillz 4 dat!
lol