Boom Boom Fug

When I started surfing through Fergie photos, I thought this was going to be as weird as it got with her today:

[Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

I really ought to know better. Hair that looks like it was woven from furniture sold at Pier 1 Imports? That’s nothing to Miss Fergie Ferg. So of course she had something else to drop on us:

[Photo: FlynetOnline.com]

Let’s leave aside the orange belt, because maybe she was just paranoid about not being visible at night when she crosses the street, and move onto the trousers. Given that I just saw her in hot pants on American Idol, I am
well aware that Fergie doesn’t suffer from the debilitating Knee-Length
Crotch Syndrome that afflicts tens of mammals worldwide. So why she’s pretending, I just don’t know, but I do suspect there is a kangaroo or something out there right now looking at this photo and sniffing, “Bitch doesn’t know my problems.”

Parenthetically, if the song “Low Rider” by War just popped into your head, you are not alone.