Brit Awards Fug Carpet: Abi/Abigail/Abbey Clancy

In light of this photograph, it shouldn’t surprise you to learn that Ms. “Make Up Your Mind, Please” Clancy is: a) a former lingerie model; b) a runner-up of Britain’s Next Top Model, dinged by the judges for being too “glamour,” which is essentially UK modeling code for “soft-core porn”; c) a WAG, or more specifically, the on-off G of toothy giant Peter Crouch; d) was allegedly dumped once by Crouch via fax; and e) tried to solidify her career by allowing herself to be taken under the musty wing of professional exhibitionist and gold-plated nutter Janice Dickinson, purely for televisual purposes.

Given all that, it may surprise you that she bothered wearing panties at all. Didn’t Janice teach her better than that?