You guys, I might like this. The shoes match too much, I think -- I really like them and wish she'd pair them with a solid dress, maybe in deep red -- but the gown itself has a punk cool about it. Cate Blanchett would look awesome in it. And so does Rihanna. It's effect is diluted a smidge by the fact that, as we've mentioned, it's the third sternum-barer in a row. But I also think it might be the badassiest. And YES DAMMIT that is a word.