Brokeback Fug

Heath: And then Michelle was like, “You look like a lumberjack,” and I was like, “No, I’m a COWBOY. Maybe you’re familiar with a little movie called Brokeback Mountain?” And she was like, “I was in that, ass,” and I was like, “YOU’RE the ass,” and then she went to the library with Matilda and came back with three pair of shoes. Do you think she’s mad at me?

Ron: Um….

Heath: I was just being whimsical! I didn’t mean to really call her an ass! I totally remember she was in the movie! Haven’t you been married for like a million years? What am I supposed to do now?

Ron: Ah….

Heath: Should I write her a poem? Would a poem be too much? Maybe flowers?

Ron: Er…

Heath: But seriously, between you and me? How could you look at this and think “lumberjack”? Women! I think the hormones have gone to her eyes!

Ron: You do sort of look like…you know what? Never mind.  Loved you in Brokeback.