Can we talk about Jason Davis for a sec?
[Photo courtesy of Daily Celeb.]
The New York Post called him “bulky,” which is, I believe, the new “husky.” They don’t mention that he appears to have made a coat of Fozzie Bear, which is surely against truth, justice and the American way.
Apparently, and deliciously, Jason “Brother of Oily Bohunk and Mischa Barton Lover Brandon Davis” Davis is the current paramour of Go Fug Yourself’s Queen Bee: Courtney Peldon. Can you imagine the wedding those two would have? The ginormous fur puffers on the men? The sliced-to-the-crotch, slit-to-the-navel wedding gown? Bridesmaid Mischa Barton kitted out in something that resembles a shredded tarp?
Please God. Please let Jason Davis and Courtney Peldon get married. Please, please. She would be really happy with all of his money. He would be really happy with all of her…all of her. And I would die happy from all of the delectable fug.
Comments (4):
You are so right. That would be a beautiful wedding.
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You almost got me fired at work. I choked on diet coke about that Fozzie Bear comment right when my boss walked into the room and she caught me internet-surfing. Luckily, I told her I was on lunch break and she sort of believed me. But if I get fired for laughing over your site, will you adopt me?
Seriously, great stuff.
Wow, Courtney Peldon has really put on a lot of weight. And when did she start wearing fur?
that poor little courtney peldon is a cross dresser. so sad.