Buffy The Vampire Fugger

I have been staring at this photo of SMG for like twenty minutes, trying to decode the mystery of her bottom half:

[Photo: Splash News]

Is that merely an aggressively pleated skirt, or is our girl Smidge wearing CULOTTES? And if she IS wearing culottes, does that mean we shall all soon be implored to return to the wide wonderful world of the culotte, or what I normally refer to as “sixth grade”? In a way, being magically whisked back to sixth grade through the magic of skirt-pants might be relaxing. Sixth graders generally don’t have to pay taxes or worry about the weird noise their garbage disposal is making or fret about interest rates. Although on the other hand, sixth graders also have several years of increasingly complicated math ahead of them, not to mention acne. Why risk it? Just say no to culottes.