Camilla Fug

First and foremost, a hearty congratulations to Intern George, named — again! — the Sexiest Man Alive. But we knew that already. Hoo boy, you should see him stuff envelopes.

And in honor of this auspicious day, starlet Camilla Belle illustrates for us the danger of waist-less frocks. Comfortable? Yes! Trendy?  Somewhat. Flattering? Not always.

To wit, observe Camilla waistless:

Versus Camilla, waisted:

These photos were snapped a mere two weeks apart, so I doubt both that she’s gotten herself sprogged up, or that she’s developed an appetite for bacon so overwhelming that none of her clothes fit anymore in between these two events.  Camilla Belle is really a lovely girl, with a great body, as evidenced in Picture Two.  And while we are fully supportive of ensembles which allow us to drink heavily and eat plenty of hor d’oeuvres without worrying about popping out of our gowns, there has to be a happy medium between Can’t Eat Can’t Breath Can’t Sit and Check Out My Tent! Don’t you think?