Cannes Red Carpet: Well Played, Cate Blanchett

Do you think Cate Blanchett ever wakes up and thinks, “Damn. I am awesome”? She should:

If nothing else, I wish she’d teach a class at the Learning Annex called, “How To Wear A Dress Exactly The Same Color As The Rest Of You Without Looking Like A Whacked-Out Blood-Thirsty Zombie.” I need to know her secrets.