Can’t Fug The Moonlight


Obviously, I don’t know what LeAnn Rimes is going through right now.

[Photo: FlynetOnline.com]

But if I were allegedly seeing a dude with whom I’d cheated on my husband, and whose very angry wife keeps giving vitriolic quotes to the tabloids for use in articles where I am made to sound like a shameless harlot whose groin is a sin magnet, I would maybe lean away from wearing shirt-dresses that look like I just dashed out of the waxing salon to feed the parking meter, before going back inside and getting a nice married-man-grabbing Brazilian. It just doesn’t seem wise, you know?

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