Well, at least she looks happy:
And by “happy,” I mean both “insane,” and “in pain.”
PS: Nice gloves, Juliette.
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Juliette, the queen of the land of “Oh, Honey No!”.
Love the pose! She’s like a superhero of fugliness.
Either that or a member of Kraftwerk that has really let himself go to hell in a handbasket.
Damn, she could sell ad space on the forehead.
The big heads are really freaky, and it’s a common phenomenon.
My girl looks like she’s on crack. Or maybe her stylist is.
Why hello, Iggy Pop! How’ve you been? And why are you dressed like the Knack?
*blink*
*blink*
I think I need to see an optician. Or a psychiatrist, I may have nightmares about this… ensemble…
Iggy would never allow his hair to get that nasty.
Gal, 2 words: Hair. Product. Get some.
Don’t you wonder what happened?
(flash bulbs going off, photographers trying get the attention of stars)
Camera man: ‘Sir, sir, who are you?’
(Spining around with hands on hips)
Julliet: Huh?!
Anybody know where I can get a new pair of retinas?
and to think, the beautiful brad pitt was romanically involved with fuggette
Or: Why hello, Long Lost Member of The Hives! How’ve you been? And why are you dressed like Iggy Pop? And don’t you know that The Hives are over?
On second thought, I’m guessing Juliette Lewis was at Acoustic Christmas this past December. Alex What’s-his-name of Franz Ferdinand was wearing this exact outfit. Minues the kicky gloves.
It’s about time someone updated the uniform for the Hitler Youth.
Hey, if I couldn’t find the rest of the members of my heavy metal band, I’d look that upset too.
But the real question is if this outfit is this better or worse than the striped Lycra ensembles that Juliette has been sporting of late?
HSW — I apparently still live in the ’80s. JTFresh can confirm this.
This is also evidenced by the fact that I first flashed on early Michael Jackson when I saw this picture.
I’m pathetic.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, this outfit requires that I wash my eyes out.
man, juliette is ANGRY.
that face just screams, “LOOK AT MY SKINNY TIE! LOOK AT IT, OR I’ll EAT YOU”
My eyes! My eyes!
Iggyette needs to eat.
What are they putting in the water at the Scientology Celebrity Center? gah.
And isn’t the whole “Nu-Wave” skinny tie thing out yet? I mean, it was over before it even started, wasn’t it? Has Juliette been raiding Avril’s trashcans for already-outdated-fashion-mistakes?
When did Marilyn Manson get a sex change operation?
Beetlejuice meets Sid Vicious
“But my stylist SAID this was cool!”
Now here’s someone who would wear an Uggva.
Actually, when I first saw this picture, I was convinced that the lead singer of the Darkness turned into a zombie. Although, the notion of trying to recreate Iggy might not be very far off…,
But seriously, that’s some scary stuff right there…
Her head is so big it wouldn’t even fit in those fugly pants.
Gloves. Good God.
And has no one noticed… THE PIT SWEAT?! Ew!
If she is going to revisit the 80s, why not revisit the hairdo she had in Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation? She had bangs, sorta. Anything to cover the forehead slope.
Juliette, to pay homage to Alex from A Clockwork Orange you don’t have to actually wear an orange shirt.
God I am so fucking tired of her being a “rocker” now. Your movies suck, your music sucks and your wardrobe sucks most of all, please drive thru!
did she just come from a duet with andrew wk?
ps. she needs to stop living on smack and start eating some burgers.
No wonder she looks pissed; she’s starving. Mangia, baby. Cut some bangs to soften that forehead while yer at it.
OMG….she looks like man…
Her head looks rather large.
she was SO ugly until she finally took off that weight. thank god. having shed those pounds, she finally looks like a pretty little lady.
Courtney – I have no problem with people who live in the 80s. And she is shades of MJ. I didn’t notice it before, what with his dressing like Capt. Crunch style of the 90s/00s.
And I also suppose she is a bit of a tribute to Colckwork Orange. Which begs the question, how has this fug been sustained for so long?!
<333 Julia...at least her hair is long and not that coma-rendering fugly short thing she sported for a while.
“No, honey… the drag king show is at the club two doors down. I know, it happens all the time.”
It wouldn’t be half as bad if it wasn’t for the dead, dead eyes.
Maybe the pressure exerted by those ugly pointy, rather tight looking shoes are causing her forehead (which really should have it’s own zip code) to bulge even more than usual.
Did anyone else see “I Love the Nineties” when Kathy Griffin said that Juliette Lewis “always seems a little retarded” (in a segment about What’s Eating Gilbert Grape)? Not necessarily PC, but I think pretty accurate. And after seeing some of her outfits, I start to wondering about the “seems” part.
I’ve seen Alex Kapracos from Franz wear an outfit like this. But the thing is, he’s -trying- to be a throwback. It’s Franz’s whole image.
Plus he’s relatively attractive and doesn’t look like a conehead with a wig on.
just be forewarned: she WILL cut you… that is, if y’all keep messin’ with her fug
That lady scares me, mummy!
Juliette Lewis has gone from “completely insane but at least she can act” to “completely insane and why are you still here?” She must be stopped – or at least bathed – before she becomes the Margot Kidder of her generation, toothless in the bushes of some terrified producer’s home.
Does anyone else think she looks like a skinny version of pro wrestler The Undertaker?
she’s a streetwalkin’ cheetoh with a heart full of napalm.
This is what happens when there is no more coke left in the bullet. Time for rehab, an eating disorder clinic, or both. I can feel her hangover and pointy bones from here…ouch!
from someone who knows.
Before I read the name, I thought it was marilyn manson
Brutal!
she’s a streetwalkin’ cheetoh with a heart full of napalm.
Oh my God, Brent, I can’t stop laughing at that! *thud* (hits floor)….
No one else has said it so I will: she looks exactly like the scary sidekick guy in The Rocky Horror Picture Show but dammit I can’t remember his name! A little help anyone?
“she looks exactly like the scary sidekick guy in The Rocky Horror Picture Show but dammit I can’t remember his name!”
that’d be riff raff, love.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0639782/
(slightly off-topic: gosh, he’s been in some good movies since RHPS…!)
Get her a bowler and she could pass for Boy George.
Drugs are bad, mkay?
Fugliest fugly I’ve seen yet. Even “normally” she’s atrocious.
I didn’t realize that they were making a biopic of Marilyn Manson starring Tom Hanks …
I really can’t believe that this is “in public.” I’m going to suggest that Juliette set up some drywall with ‘BLENDER’ and ‘BUD’ and ‘BEN SHERMAN’ all over it in her converted basement and posed before it after some intense tae-bo.
I don’t get who she’s angy at…. her stylist maybe? And what’s wrong with her arms?
I have those boots. They cost me 6 dollars from Target, two years ago.
That said, why does she have absolutely nothing feminine about her figure? She’s not Mischa Barton, for crying out loud.
TOO
MANY
DRUGS!!!!
On the bright side: No visible cameltoe.
Also on the bright side: that heinous orange shirt.
Since I couldn’t do anything about my forehead and I’m a rocker now, why not go with the Nick Cave impression?
I actually did think this was a guy until I scrolled down. A guy who is seriously pissed that life dealt him a sixhead, and he’s going to let everyone around him know.
Then I discovered it was JL.
My monitor’s too dark, did she stuff her jeans too, to complete the creepy enseme? It would explain the lack of Cameltoe…
It’s weird, Juliette Lewis wears thse really weird, god-awful outfits that would look horrid on anyone else, and somehow pulls them off… Her style suits her personality – contradictory to say the least: scientology, skateboarder ex-husbands, rock group, leggings, weird squeaky voice… it all ties in together. I couldn’t see her prim and proper, winning Joan Rivers’ approval on the red carpet.
First glance — Alice Cooper…
“We want the money, Lebowski!! Or else we cut off your Chonson!!!”
At first glance – Patti Smith, but REALLY anorexic and POSEUR surly (or just plain nuts).
OMG!!! I was waiting for the Autobahn reference! You made my day. It takes one helluva fug to make Flea look kinda handsome…
Why has no one commented on the single bright blue earring?
1) Join the Hair Club for Women.
2) Has anyone seen her band? Her performance should be placed in the dictionary under the word OVERKILL.
And yes, the leotard was worse than this outfit. So was her performance.
I thought maybe it was just the hair that Jessica was ridiculing before I scrolled down.
No no, it’s EVERYTHING. The arms! The tie! The shirt! The pants! All horrific.
Ilsa, She-Wolf of the Scientology Celebrity Centre.
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhahhahhhahahhahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Saw her ‘band’ at the Palladium on NYE. She was *universally* loathed and despised – I can’t imagine why her management thought it was a good idea to have her on the bill with DJ Tiesto. Go Figure.
She DOES look like Tom Hanks playing Marilyn Manson! Good call Alex!
I can’t get over how manly she looks. She used to be so cute! Never mind the fug that is her look. *shudders*
“she was SO ugly until she finally took off that weight. thank god. having shed those pounds, she finally looks like a pretty little lady.”
PLEASE tell me you’re joking. She looks like they put the wrong doll head on Anorexic Coke-Fiend Barbi and she’s about to birth an alien out of her forehead.
Coked-up London rent-boy circa 1980.
Coked-up London rent-boy circa 1980.
I really do not understand why some people think she is beautiful. OPEN YOUR EYES, people! This woman is UGLY! She’s a horrible dresser with everpresent pit-stains and a gigantic forehead and duck lips.
Although this is better than the cornrows-and-giant-fake-pearls look….
after seeing her “band” “play” at the sunset junction last summer, i was convinced that hearing her “band” was in fact more painful than witnessing her affectation of being “punk.” alas, her… her… i don’t know what it is, image? outfit? pathetic desperation? it’s now eclipsed the unintended trainwreck that is “the ‘licks.” just so sad. also, on a side note, fugliette should know that the late ’90s rap group the alcaholics probably has some kind of copyright on the name. good iggy reference up top (streetwalkin’ cheeto).
Her boobs look concave.
If fugly was a crime, she’d be in for life!
Coke won’t do that to ya. I’m thinking meth. And she’s been at it for a while by the looks of her.
To paraphrase Lucy Liu in Charlie’s Angels
“Brush..your goddamn…hair”
Queen of the damned fugly.
OMG she looks like a young Alice Cooper!
i want some of whatever she’s on… i want a lot of it. can you imagine having the self-confidence to go out in public, for cameras no less, looking like a starving dryer-shrunk Sally Struthers poster child on halloween and still think you look good?
those arms would terrify me if my retinas didn’t seize up every time the shirt hit them.
I was reading your page in French class, which led to my French teacher leaning over my shoulder and not yelling at me, but saying, with an appalled look on her face, “Oh my god. Who is that?!” When she realized it was Juliette Lewis, we agreed that it was a new low for her.
Lucy Liu said “flip your goddamn hair” actually. Don’t ask how I know that.
I look at this picture and all I think is:
“BRAAAAAAINS. I want your spicy, delicious BRAAAINS.”
Anyone have a cricket bat or some records handy to fight this girl?
She looks like Doug Fieger from The Knack.
My Sharona she is not………
I’ve seen this woman in person a couple of years ago. I expected to see a hard face with pronounced features (like aforementioned duck-lips) and let me tell ya, it just wasn’t there. She looked entirely normal, and pretty.
I can only conclude that cameras hate the girl. And of course a couple of years ago she wasn’t running around being the rock n’ roller…
Poster child of Fuggliness!!!
Wait a second here. We’re making fun of somebody who routinely makes fugly fashion choices. Someone said she’s the poster child for fugly-she has been since she appeared.
I think fugly is her theme.
I bet Brad Pitt is just eating his heart out over losing her.
Welp, no sense crying over What Might Have Been.
What is the reason for the five-head? Seriously. Are all of these women’s hair falling out because of a combination of anorexia/drug addiction/stress/too much dye, bleach, blowdrying, whatever? Or what? Because I swear to Baal I’ve never seen a woman under 60 with a five-head in real life, but they seem to be all over Hollywoodland.
Guys from Kraftwerk were great musicians and had well groomed hair.
Juliette, please buy shampoo….Can you believe that this woman used to date Brad Pitt? Ugh!
Now now, be nice. Its obvious the poor girl has just been infected by one of those ear slugs from The Wrath of Khan. We shouldn’t condemn her. Slugs are known for their bad taste in fashion.
is THIS where Micheal Jackson is heading?
Is she replacing Pete Doherty in the Libertines?
I have no idea who this person is.
Thank goodness.
She looks like a pre-op transexual, with major issues.
She used to date Brad Pitt? Sheesh. There’s hope for me yet…
Come to think of it, if Brad & Jen had had a kid, and 15 years down the line…Pitt teenager from Hell.
Juliette Lewis is an eccentric individual so no surprises here for me.
The bright orangey-red shirt is cool though.
wow… when i saw that picture i thought it was a guy on coke. *cringe* my eyes are sad now.
You know, it’s fashion week, people are not supposed to diss style . . . unless they can’t dress anyway which I suppose is the case
Holy Christ, I think she’s actually going bald. Ya know, if my career were on the skids AND I developed alopecia, I’d look pretty pissed, too.
I never knew she had such a enormous head.. Pair that with the fact that she’s really, really, ridiculously dumb, and it makes you think…
“Tired of doing cutesy-poo photos of pets, Haruku Tashimoto, developer of the “THE DOG” line, moves on and begins a line of big-head photographs of strung-out celebrities.
‘THE DOG’ as a line has become very well known.’ Tashimoto said. “I figured, I could piggyback this line on it, and use the same title.”
In fact, Tashimoto’s ‘THE DOG – CELEB STYLE’ t-shirt line is selling out in Toyko and London. It seems everyone is happy to put an ugly famous person on their chest. “I think,” Tashimoto said, “It’s for the same reason people watch Jerry Springer – to say, well, at least I’m not THAT person.”
A line of bobblehead dolls, plush toys, and even an animated television special is in the works.
“We’ve got Anna Nicole already lined up.” Tashimoto said. “Other than that, I can’t say. But we are in negotiation with several other celebrities sporting heavy drug habits.”
SenshiG, I saw that! What was even better than the comment was Juliette’s reaction to it. I’m sure she thought she was being haughty, but instead she just looked retarded! I do love her on those VH-1 shows, though. She’s so out there with her comments.
she looks like boy george
The return of LOVERBOY, either that or Lux Interior from the CRAMPS tries on a new look
she’s not retarded but i think she may be insane.
Large head and hair loss are both strong symptoms of anorexia or weight loss due to drug use. I’m also wondering what the gloves are covering up. Or if she’s just cold from starving to death. Or, knowing Julia, it’s part of her anti-fashion statement.
“Just because some JUDGE says I have to take medication, doesn’t mean I have to! I’m FINE!!”
Orange and black – Happy Halloween, Juliette. It’s kind of early, but you look pretty scary.
I had the pleasure of showing Ms. Lewis the bathroom at one of her concerts, and while she is definitely scarily on drugs (like I had never seen anyone so fucked in my life), she was very nice and affectionate.
Oh, but obviously she looked like a mainy superhero.
Ummmm…Could someone please define “five-head” for me? Ordinarliy I’d study the photo to try to figure it out myself, but this is too scary (and sad) to look at for very long. Thanks.
its so big it’s not a forehead (fourhead) it’s a fivehead. Some people have two-heads….
Oh. Hahahahahahahahahahaha! (Thanks.)
I’m so happy I read this and was able to see Alex’s and Vickster’s comments. Validation at last! I have been telling people that Juliette Lewis looks like Tom Hanks for years, and they have all acted like I was crazy.
I’m so happy I read this and was able to see Alex’s and Vickster’s comments. Validation at last! I have been telling people that Juliette Lewis looks like Tom Hanks for years, and they have all acted like I was crazy.
Well, at least she’s not sporting cameltoe in this outfit.
“gigantic forehead and duck lips”
Alexis, we’re fugging clothes/make-up/accessories here, not making mean attacks on people’s facial features. I think doing that kind of misses the point of this website. Which is to attack some people’s appalling choices in clothes/make-up/accessories. Fug on!
So can I buy so meth or what?
“Alexis, we’re fugging clothes/make-up/accessories here, not making mean attacks on people’s facial features.”
Hair is included, right? I think the forehead thing might be considered a hair criticism, since she has clearly either shaved her hairline or chosen a hairstyle that is very unflattering to her features (i.e., the forehead portion of her face).
P.S. Sorry for double post above. Not sure what happened….
Looks like VH-1 let her keep a few of their fashion artifacts from “I Love the 80s” and “I Love the 80s Strike Back.”
Love the one-earring homage to Melissa from “thirtysomething.”
It’s called rogaine for women, you think she’s heard of it? cause if not, someone should tell her, imediately!
Look, up in the sky! its a plane! its a bird! No, No, its a HE/SHE super…something
You all think your so funny, don’t you?
Jealous much?
Jealous????
Are you serious?