Fug File: Accessories to the Crime

Fug and Fab the Accessories


Hooray for procrastinatory material!

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ACMs Fug Carpet: Laura Bell Bundy


I’m not sure what happened here.

But I like to think it’s the final set piece in a terrible/awesome movie called WHEN FABRIC ATTACKS.

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Oscars Too Much Carpet: Paula Patton


Honey. You’re adorable. BUT:

It’s boobs OR legs. Not boobs AND legs. Unless, of course, you have an upcoming arc on Gossip Girl you’re trying to tell us about.

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Oscars Fug Carpet: Rosario Dawson


Well, at least she’s having fun?

Also: she’s real easy to pick out of a crowd.

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Oscar Fug or Fab Carpet: Kelly Ripa


First off, I have NO IDEA why Kelly Ripa is at the Oscars:

Maybe she’s quasi-covering it for Live? Don’t get me wrong: I actually quite like Kelly. Our relationship dates back to when we were both terribly young and she was wearing a hideous crazy wig on All My Children and I had a misguided short haircut a la Demi Moore in Ghost, which was the worst possible hair for my face. So we bonded. On the astral plane.

BUT THE DRESS:

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SAG Awards Heh Carpet: Tina Fey and Jane Krakowski


Like or hate their dresses, at least they’re funny. In the long term, that’ll serve them better than having worn that good dress that one time. (Translation: love them both, leaning in the other direction on the outfits. Let’s take a look.)

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