Fug File: Accessories to the Crime

Fug or Fab the Accessory: Jessica Biel


These are some tight pants.

But, that’s not why we’re here. She has the body for them (although I don’t actually think they are doing her body any kindly favors); she’s erranding; whatever. No, we’re here to discuss the little bauble hanging around her neck. Shall we zoom?

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Fug and Fab the Accessories


Let’s hear it for Stuff.

[Photos: Getty, WENN]

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Fug and Fab the Accessories


Hooray for procrastinatory material!

[Photos: Getty, WENN, Splash]

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ACMs Fug Carpet: Laura Bell Bundy


I’m not sure what happened here.

But I like to think it’s the final set piece in a terrible/awesome movie called WHEN FABRIC ATTACKS.

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Oscars Too Much Carpet: Paula Patton


Honey. You’re adorable. BUT:

It’s boobs OR legs. Not boobs AND legs. Unless, of course, you have an upcoming arc on Gossip Girl you’re trying to tell us about.

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Oscars Fug Carpet: Rosario Dawson


Well, at least she’s having fun?

Also: she’s real easy to pick out of a crowd.

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