Fug File: Accessories to the Crime

Fug and Fab the Accessories: People’s Choice Edition


Okay, there are some TCAs and other premiere pictures in here, too, but it’s mostly stuff from the People’s Choice Awards, or as I like to think of it, The Thing That Warms Up My Typing Fingers For Globes Week. I promise there are some purses this time, but I think we all pretty much come for the shoes, don’t we?

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Fug and Fab the Accessories


My gift to you: procrastinatory slideshows of things most of us aren’t getting this holiday season. It’s almost Friday. STAY STRONG.

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Fug and Fab the Accessories


Sing this to the tune of that Target “SHAUN WHITE HOODIES AND DENIM” ad. Are you ready? Okay: “SHOOOOOES. BOOTIES PUMPS HIGH HEELS AND ONE PURSE.”

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Fug and Fab the Accessories: Shoefest


It’s Fat November, which — judging by my planned Thanksgiving menu — will soon roll into Obese December. So I’d like to look at the one thing I can wear regardless of what size I am: shoes. Beautiful shoes. Or, in some cases, cracked-out, crazy, and/or painful-looking shoes. But it’s all non-fat eye candy to me.

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Fug and Fab the Accessories


It’s Friday. Lock up your wallets someplace safe and then let’s do some serious shoe ogling.

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Fug or Fab or Unfug: Freida Pinto


I feel like this is the IKEA end table of dresses: quickly put together, low on design but high on function, and with a splash of color so that you think it’s more exciting than it actually is.

I shall call it EKBAARST. And I appreciate Frieda’s attempts to liven up EKBAARST with the aggressive shoes and that telephone cord wearing some kind of glove, but y’all KNOW how I feel about awkward hemlines. It’s not as bad as if it were three inches lower, but wouldn’t it be better three inches higher? Or more? I feel like this is what IKEA is all about — settling for something that’s just fine, because you are tired of walking and way too full of meatballs to care anymore.

However, in the spirit of full disclosure:

I do think the slit up the side helps make it feel less like she’s going to slip on a hat and nurse me back to health, like an Upper East Side Florence Nightingale. What do you think, Fug Nation? Do you love it or want to leave it? Or would you like to do a little surgery? Snap on your rubber gloves and ready your commenting scalpels.

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